BOUNCE.

They actually got to DRESS UP?! Theodore skipped over to the trunks and pulled out one of the feathery shirts. It looked ridiculous but this was like fancy dress! It was supposed to be lame.

It was the TURBAN he wanted.

Theo picked a purple one, because that's what he associated fortune-tellers with. It took him about 2 minutes to put it on his head, but he got there eventually.

ZOMG, THE POOFY PANTS.

"Oh goodness." He muttered, getting overexcited by all of the choice. He picked purple ones again.

Aaaaaand.... jewellry. Even though he figured they were meant for the girls, Theodore got himself a hefty necklace.

What he NEEDED was some super dangly earrings. But his ears weren't pierced so he couldn't... He also needed some glasses. That would improve his image of wisdom that he was trying to convey. Instead, he looked like a purple, feathery chicken!

Suited up, Theodore made his way to the grounds. WOOP. Ohhh, down those wretched stairs again.