Thanks I always write serious stories, I needed some comedy.

SAGA 2: THE SUMMER OF BALDY-NESS AND NOSE-LESS-NES
CHAPTER 1: DEATH EATER'S SCHOOL IS OUT

Voldy stood at the top of the mountain, smiling proudly. His proud look turns into fear when he realizes his nose is missing!
"DEAR LORD MERLIN AND HIS BROTHER BOB! MY NOSE! I HAD SUCH A WONDERFUL NOSE, NOW ITS GONE, SO GONE, SO GONE....GONEGONEGONEGONEGONEGONEGONE!!" He twirls around, wildly shooting spells in every direction, his robe swirling majestically. Bellatrix tries to calm him, but gets hit with a Stupefy and goes flying. Snape runs away (in fright), Harry sleeps warmly in his bed at the Burrow, unaware of any of this, and Voldemort is hysterical.
"AND.... ARGH!!!! I'M SO PALE! OH SO PALE! PALEPALEPALEPALEPALEPALEPALEPALEPALEPALEPALEPALE! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Voldy crumples to his knees, but finds something interesting. It's a forgotten piece of a burger, carelessly thrown to the ground. The hamburg, for some odd reason I don't care to explain, looks like a nose to Voldeeeeemort, who promptly fastens the forgotten piece of meet to his long gone, snake-like schnoz.
"MY NOSE! OH MY NOSE IS BACK! OH YES!" He screams triumphantly. Bellatrix awakens from her KO (Voldemort 1, Bellatrix 0.) and runs to the Death Eater Lord guy.
"Master Voldy..... that is but a piece of meat!"
NO BELLATRIX! IT IS MY NOSE! HAHA! MY NOSE IS BACK IN BIZZZ---NAZZ, AND AIN'T NO ONE GUNNA DO NOTHIN' BOUT IT!"
Bellatrix stands shocked, her mouth open. Snape peeks from behind the tree.
"Haha! Oh yes, my dear nose, how you have missed your master such.... THIS NOSE NEEDS A DARK MARK! I DEMAND IT!"
Voldemort pauses, looking at his arms.
"I need a tan."