CHAPTAH 1
(Saga 1: Hogwarts House)
DESCRIPTION: Watch as 10 of your favorite witches and wizards are paired into one house! See the curses fly as they get into weird yet all around humorous situation!)
CHAPTER 1: HOUSE GUESTS OF BRITAIN!

The glowing yellow hippogriff lands in the lawn of..... Hogwarts Castle?
"No ruddy way....ain't now way this is Hogwarts, 'Arry! Its way to small!" Says a very large man with a large beard and a mullet.
"Hagrid makes a point, Harry!" Herm-ee-own mutters. Ron nods in agreement.

A sudden bright flash of light startles them all. An old man, I'd say 23, 24, (JK- more like 50,000. At least, that's what Aberforth said....) is standing there, in a dirty sleeveless shirt and undies. Harry falls over in fright, Hagrid's mullet stands on end, Hermione faints (in fright), Ron starts babbling (in fright) about Merlin's undies, and I'm gunna throw a robe on Dumby. They mutter thanks, and Dumbledore smiles warmly.
"Welcome to Wizards House! You are 4 of 10 who have been chosen for this reality show! Now, leave my presence, go to the Mini Hogwarts, and say hi to everyone else!" Dumbledore disappears into the night, snorting wildly like a pig. The 4 people make their way to the house. When they enter, they are greeted by Mrs. Weasley, Sirius, Gilderoy Lockhart (who asks them who they are, and for that matter, who he is.) and Remus. Harry gives them all a hug (except for Lockhart- he smells strongly of Draught of the Unicorn Brethren of Cookie and Milk and Warm Smiles, which, even though it has a nice sounding name, is quite icky, its all gelatinous and frothy and- yeah. back to the story.)

Harry quickly takes notice of the odd looks on their faces. He turns around, and almost wets himself in shock.
Intensely conversing with Snape, still without a nose, exceedingly pale even though he went tanning last summer, stood Voldy. He turns around......
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OOOOH CLIFFHANGER! I certainly hope I made you titter. Up next: The Saga of Voldemort's Summer, then we'll come back to this