Dude. The Pensevies aint got nothing on you. Aslan is the God DictionaryAge 6 “Viccy what are you doing?” Dominique asked, pottering into the kitchen to see her elder sister sitting smugly at the table, reading a large, heavy tome “Reading, stoopid” Victoire said, rolling her eyes
Dominique stuck out her tongue at her sister and pulled herself up onto the chair opposite her “Well, whatcha reading then?” Dominique asked, leaning over the table to look at the book and promptly falling on her face as she lost her balance and Victoire ripped the book away
“Careful idiot! It’s a dictionary”
“A wha?”
“Merlin you’re stupid Dominique, go stare at a wall” |