Dearest Readers and Inhabitants of Hogwarts,
Once upon a time there was an evil monster that lived within the walls of this wonderful Wizarding school. With eyes that could kill or seriously injure, it was slimy, slithery and altogether unpleasant.
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Who was talking about basilisks? I was referring to the NEW green eyed monster, one who THINKS she can kill or maim with but a look. This monster is of course none other than the GREEN EYED MONSTER of jealousy. It is nearly as dangerous when it takes over idiot girls and boys with wands.
Most recently it seems that none other than the Ravenclaw Quidditch Captain, Ellie Stone, has been taken over. She was seen bullying Gryffindor Prefect, Kurumi Hollingberry, in the Great Hall. The heartless girl seemed to show no remorse for her actions, either. Poor Prefect Hollingberry is rumored to be going through a rather rough time in her life and my sources tell me that Ellie Stone cares not. She was even seen laughing at the girl’s poor luck. Shame on you, Captain Stone, shame on you!
Stay tuned for more news on this rage monster incident; I am sure our readers will indeed keep us posted.
-Ares