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BanaBatGirl · 03-07-2012, 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by iBeJenn

Selena nodded her head slowly. "It's a peanut butter and jelly bean sammich," Selena said in a matter of fact tone of voice. Maybe the professor should start figuring out what he was eating before he ate it? Because Lafay could EASILY poison him that way... right? Would LAFAY DO THAT?!?!?!?

She couldn't call him Jackie?! Why not? Wasn't that the name of a ninja or something?! The professor must not like ninjas. Obviously. "HAI JACK!" Selena exclaimed waving at the crup... who was looking at... Clarke? HEY. Selena had totally addressed the crup FIRST. And so.. the crup wasn't made of wood. Weird.

Clarke squirmed in the guy's arms. Couldn't the man tell he wanted to LICK the fuzzy thing? It was fu- oh look there was a crup. He let out a bark, eyes now off of the pygmy puff. And mind off of the guy holding him. PUT HIM DOWN.

Selena blinked at the professor. Not... unusual? It was pretty darn unusual. "So... Clarke was trying to eat... Kent?" Selena said slowly. HER CRUPPY WAS A PYGMY PUFF KILLER?!?!?! THe professor was obviously lying about the second part because he had JUST said that Clarke was TASTING Kent. They were supposed to be BEST FRIENDS. Clarke was so obviously BROKEN. Why hadn't the person selling the crups told Selena that the one she had ATE pygmy puffs?!?!?!

"I thought you'd just said peanut butter and jelly...." William swallowed awkwardly as the last of the sandwich slid down his esophagus. "No matter, it was kind of you to bring it anyway." So yeah.... thaaaaaaaanks.....

Jack heard his name and turned his drooling head toward her, giving her a happy!cruppy grin before looking back at the other crup. He started sniffing around the dog as soon as she was on the desk too, giving him a full-on inspection more or less. Sizin' up the competition, oh yeahhhhh.

"You're down, you're down, sheesh!" Willy chuckled at the pups and grabbed his whistling teapot off the shelf. "Care for a cuppa?" he inquired of Selena, not waiting for an answer before he poured her a cup of hot water anyway, passing the plain hot water across the desk to her. "There you go. Enjoy the tea."

WAS Clarke trying to eat Kent? "He might've been. I mean, to a crup, everything is edible, and a giant ball of fluff? Why Kent probably looks like cotton candy to him." He grinned at the girl. "I'm sure he's over it by now though. Does he still lick the puff on a semi-regular basis?"

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BanaBatGirl Banshee Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gotham Posts: 51,213 Hogwarts RPG Name: TBD Gryffindor Hogwarts RPG Name: Zara H. Bunbury-Foster Slytherin Fifth Year	UH HUH. Suuuuuuuure you did.... suuuuuuuuuuuure..... Professor Pink \| Mrs. Bruce Wayne \| I'm on a Goat \| Glitterpuff \| Dumbledore's Defense Squad \| BHB Quote: Originally Posted by iBeJenn Selena nodded her head slowly. "It's a peanut butter and jelly bean sammich," Selena said in a matter of fact tone of voice. Maybe the professor should start figuring out what he was eating before he ate it? Because Lafay could EASILY poison him that way... right? Would LAFAY DO THAT?!?!?!? She couldn't call him Jackie?! Why not? Wasn't that the name of a ninja or something?! The professor must not like ninjas. Obviously. "HAI JACK!" Selena exclaimed waving at the crup... who was looking at... Clarke? HEY. Selena had totally addressed the crup FIRST. And so.. the crup wasn't made of wood. Weird. Clarke squirmed in the guy's arms. Couldn't the man tell he wanted to LICK the fuzzy thing? It was fu- oh look there was a crup. He let out a bark, eyes now off of the pygmy puff. And mind off of the guy holding him. PUT HIM DOWN. Selena blinked at the professor. Not... unusual? It was pretty darn unusual. "So... Clarke was trying to eat... Kent?" Selena said slowly. HER CRUPPY WAS A PYGMY PUFF KILLER?!?!?! THe professor was obviously lying about the second part because he had JUST said that Clarke was TASTING Kent. They were supposed to be BEST FRIENDS. Clarke was so obviously BROKEN. Why hadn't the person selling the crups told Selena that the one she had ATE pygmy puffs?!?!?! "I thought you'd just said peanut butter and jelly...." William swallowed awkwardly as the last of the sandwich slid down his esophagus. "No matter, it was kind of you to bring it anyway." So yeah.... thaaaaaaaanks..... Jack heard his name and turned his drooling head toward her, giving her a happy!cruppy grin before looking back at the other crup. He started sniffing around the dog as soon as she was on the desk too, giving him a full-on inspection more or less. Sizin' up the competition, oh yeahhhhh. "You're down, you're down, sheesh!" Willy chuckled at the pups and grabbed his whistling teapot off the shelf. "Care for a cuppa?" he inquired of Selena, not waiting for an answer before he poured her a cup of hot water anyway, passing the plain hot water across the desk to her. "There you go. Enjoy the tea." WAS Clarke trying to eat Kent? "He might've been. I mean, to a crup, everything is edible, and a giant ball of fluff? Why Kent probably looks like cotton candy to him." He grinned at the girl. "I'm sure he's over it by now though. Does he still lick the puff on a semi-regular basis?" __________________ yeah, there's one thing about me that you should know________________________________ __________________________________________that I can't help from speaking my mind