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iBeJenn · 02-16-2012, 01:56 AM

SPOILER!!: PROFESSOR TRIPLE W.

Selena beamed at the professor. Of course it was true. IT WAS PROVEN. Kent was fluffier. Enough said. She kicked her legs back and forth. The professor could say as he wished about attraction but to Selena it was just about being awesometastical. Yup.

She looked at the notes then at the green pygmy puff on the professor's head. Then frowned. HEY. That was Selena's thing. Psht. Professor was obviously jealous he wasn't Selena Zabini-Riddle. Because he was putting his pygmy puff on his head now. Ridonkeylous. The professor was a copycatter. Hmph. She would pay attention to this one though. And she had a few things to say about it as well.

"I put my pygmy puff in a basket of bread once. Kent didn't eat a bite of it. He started to eat someone's snot."

Yup. True story. What a waste of bread. Now... back to eying the professor for COPYING her pygmy puff balancing ways.

02-16-2012, 01:56 AM	#266 (permalink)
iBeJenn Hinkypunk Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: NYC Posts: 12,495 Hogwarts RPG Name: Regina Circe Cho Slytherin Third Year x12 x2	SPOILER!!: PROFESSOR TRIPLE W. Quote: Originally Posted by BanaBatGirl "This is true!" Williamson acknowledged with much enthusiasm, smiling at Selena the Pygmy Puff expert. Good job to her! "Males are usually fluffier in an effort to attract females with their beauty." Interesting fact. -- He flicked his wand at the empty wall space beside him so the notes came up nice and bright, replacing the ones from earlier. Pygmy Puff Genders Males are brighter in color Males are fluffier Males make an extremely high humming sound to attract females Females have longer tongues Females have higher-pitched squeaks Both have different reproductive organs "So," Williamson cleared his throat awkwardly, not exactly knowing how to phrase this next part, "If you can't determine your pygmy puff's gender by one of the first five distinctions, you can always try to locate its hidden ah.... reproductive organs, which are unique to each gender, and um, rather difficult to find...." And he was not going to go into any more detail on that. Ahem. The professor picked up his own pygmy puff and perched him on his head, grateful for the distraction Nerf provided, and instead looked around the barn for another group and another topic. "Let's talk about what pygmy puffs eat! I know a lot of you tried various creative methods of figuring this one out! Somebody, please share." Selena beamed at the professor. Of course it was true. IT WAS PROVEN. Kent was fluffier. Enough said. She kicked her legs back and forth. The professor could say as he wished about attraction but to Selena it was just about being awesometastical. Yup. She looked at the notes then at the green pygmy puff on the professor's head. Then frowned. HEY. That was Selena's thing. Psht. Professor was obviously jealous he wasn't Selena Zabini-Riddle. Because he was putting his pygmy puff on his head now. Ridonkeylous. The professor was a copycatter. Hmph. She would pay attention to this one though. And she had a few things to say about it as well. "I put my pygmy puff in a basket of bread once. Kent didn't eat a bite of it. He started to eat someone's snot." Yup. True story. What a waste of bread. Now... back to eying the professor for COPYING her pygmy puff balancing ways. __________________ though we're strangers 'til now, we're choosing a *path* between the s t a r s________________._____________ ♡ ♡_______________________.__________________________ ____i'll leave my .l o v e. between the stars...