One day… well no THE day; New Years Day, Zhenya had decided to read the dictionary. It was her new years resolution, but the only problem was that it was utterly boring. Even though it was her Grandpapi’s Russian dictionary, she couldn’t help but micro sleep. She had settled on reading a letter a day, and was three pages in to the letter A.

“Burtie, vot are you doink?” her Grandpapi asked her when he noticed her reading his dictionary.
“I’m reading,” she said. “It’s my new years resolution, to read the dictionary.”
Without saying anything, he turned to leave.