Zhenya was watching something her mother had chosen to show her muggle students who were Zhenya’s age. It was a documentary on The Great Depression. She was so bored. Who cared about muggle money? She thought more and said, “Mama I don’t care what happened to muggle money which happened SO LONG AGO!” she said, slowly and loudly, in a very bored tone.

She rested her head on her fist which kept slipping when she was falling asleep. “Mama, don’t show this in class. I’ve never met such a bore in my LIFE. It’s utterly deathly boring,” she said simply.