Originally Posted by
Abigail Kaufman
For kneazle's sake! Why did she always have to have so many things in her bag. There was her handkerchief for using after the wash, another handkerchief for when she sneezed, yet another for when she simply needed to fan herself, her ornate hand mirror for all occasions... A lady had to be prepared for all sorts of situations.
Her eyes twinkled as she found the pesky note cards and she removed them from her bag to count them and make sure that they were all there and in proper order when someone bumped her from behind, causing her to shriek in fright and throw the note cards up in the air.
"Oh dear oh my!" she exclaimed as they came fluttering down to the ground. "Quite alright dear, quite alright. We all make mistakes, but one must always keep both eyes forward now, something to remember."
Now...to attempt to reassemble her speech. Why did she have to mistake her appartion location so many times?