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Old 01-01-2012, 06:27 PM
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Default Kat's 50 Ficlets of the Duplicity of Severus Snape- Sa13+


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Disclaimer: The HP universe and the character of Severus Snape is property of JK Rowling.

Severus Snape was a man of few words most of the time, yet even in those few words we learn of the complexities that make up the man he was both in front of and behind the scenes. So keep an eye out for stories on the good, the bad and the greasy sides of our beloved potions master.


1. Accio 2. Avada Kedavra 3. Braking Charm 4. Blasting Curse 5. Colloportus6. Crucio 7. Confundus 8. Diffindo9. Disapparate 10. Engorgio 11. Expecto Patronum 12. Furnunculus 13. Flagrate 14. Horn Tongue 15. Hurling Hex 16. Impedimenta 17. Imperio 18. Incarcerous 19. Jelly Legs 20. Knitting Charm 21. Langlock 22. Legilimens 23. Levicorpus 24. Lumos 25. Mobilicorpus 26. Morsmordre 27. Muffliato 28. Nox 29. Obliviate 30. Oppugno 31. Orchideous 32. Petrificus Totalus 33. Point Me 34. Protego 35. Quietus 36. Reducto 37. Relashio 38. Rictusempra 39. Sectumsempra 40. Sonorus 41. Scourgify 42. Silencio 43. SpeRevelio 44. Stupefy 45. Tarantallegra 46. Tergeo 47. Twitchy Ears Hex 48. Unbreakable Vow 49. Wingardium Leviosa 50. Waddiwasi


50 Potions Brewed - - - 12 Detentions Given






1. Accio


The students’ abdominal work was going to be the death of him.

Snape couldn’t honestly understand how they could possibly get the answers wrong when they were all right there in the lessons and books. They just had to pay attention to what was going on around them and actually use their brains.

Pay Attention…ha!

With a grumble he summoned a headache tonic from his stock to him, the man not willing to stand and get it for himself. He caught it in hand with ease despite his throbbing head, downing it in one swallow.

Now to push through the pain-developing work that started it all, his quill already moving and marking the dozens of mistakes. The potions master couldn’t even been to think of what was worse…Longbottom blowing up cauldrons in class or one of the Weasleys making unintelligent guesses on their homework. Maybe he should just summon a book to clock himself in the head and knock him out until he was either retired or dead.

Yeah…that would work.