LULZ. This is a funny provided by our very own ^ Haven moderator, Tegz.
The backstory: Professor Schirmer
babysat rescued Professor Scabior's lost son and took him out for ice cream and fell in love with his cuteness and innocence and was horrified to find out that it was her enemy's child and then incensed to realize that he was trying to PAY HER for taking his son out for ice cream.
SO. Her reaction is gold.
SPOILER!!: HE BETTER NOT TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS EVER.
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Originally Posted by
Tegz 
Well wasn't THAT just the understatement of the YEAR? Did he SERIOUSLY think she EVER thought that he was PERFECT? Jack of all trades, master of none? He could add PARENTING to that LIST of things he wasn't PERFECT at.
And then of course he did exactly the wrong thing.
... she eyed the sickles with disbelief, and then eyed the galleons he tossed at August, which only served to illustrate how RIDICULOUS AND INSULTING it was to try to pay her for ICE CREAM.
"I don't need your money!" She stood up and scooped the two sickles up. The first? She forcibly and angrily pushed into his pants pocket and the second she pelted at him.
And she would have started LOUDLY informing Dash of every reason why he was a TERRIBLE person if it wasn't for the cuteness that was his kid. And the hugging.
Althea was NOT a person who liked hugs but the little boy effectively melted her. Though that made her annoyed too because she was TRYING to be mad at DASH. Not even mad, INCENSED. It was SO HARD to be INCENSED when there was a cute and innocent kid being cute and innocent.
"Its two words." She repeated gently. "Any time, Kyroh. But be a good boy and don't run away from your father any more." Even though, now she KNEW who his father was, she UNDERBLOODYSTOOD.
Sigh. She looked up at Dash, her eyes still SPARKING, though she wasn't about to EXPLODE in irritation anymore.
She DID glare at August though. HE BETTER NOT TRY TO PAY HER BACK FOR ICE CREAM OR TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS EVER.