A memo in the shape of a paper airplane zoomed towards the conference room door. As soon as it hit the closed door, it opened and stuck itself to the wooden surface so that everyone could read the message.
Quote:

Some people believe
that M.O.M stands for
"Ministry of Morons"
It DOES as long as its led by
the insufferable oaf Berty Borr
who styles himself as a lord!
It's time to remove the huge wart that
is giving our Ministry a bad name.
Join the cause today!
REMOVE BORR!