99. Newspaper

“What’s with the newspaper?” James asked, looking distastefully at it.

“Because, girls dig seeing a guy reading, and willingly,” Sirius replied, glancing at a girl out of the corner of his eye.

“I don’t think that’s how it works,” Peter said disbelieving.

“Look at Remus. He always has chicks fawning after him. I once was even rejected by a girl, who said she would prefer Remus to me because he was more gentle and intelligent,” Sirius explained, pointing at Remus who had a girl talking to him doe-eyed.

“I see your point. Got anymore of those newspapers? I’m gonna try it out on Evans,” James asked.