69. Slap
Hogwarts
(Dedicated to Taylor and her very snappy charrie, Selina.)

"Hey!" Christopher yelled, rubbing the side of his face. "Since when did you get so touchy about one little kiss?"

"Since it was me, you dolt!!!" Selina shouted on the dark porch.

Sudden horror filled the sixth year. "Oh my God!!" he yelled, in disbelief at what he'd just done. "Selina! I-I'm so s-sorry! It was d-dark! I-I-I thought you were Violet! She was supposed to meet out here! Oh God..."

He could barely make out her crossing her arms.

"Idiot."

"I'm so sorry, Sel!"

"Violet's gonna kill you."

"I know."