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Slitherclaw · 08-26-2011, 04:00 AM

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Originally Posted by highjinx

"YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE--"

California?

GASP.

CALIFORNIA. Why couldn't she have seen it before? The clothes, the accent; her raw and feminine accent. It was too much for Lola to bare--too much to handle! She mustn't let this girl get away! TOO VALUABLE! TOO PRECIOUS. "Come on, now daaarling," she said mercilessly after this giant revelation, "We can work something out." The drama gods obviously led her to this girl so she could study her and overall become a better actress.

"MY POPPET. Let us hug. Let us EMBRACE, MOTHER AND CHILD and rekindle a beautiful relationship."

"And she doesn't have wild and crazy PINK cotton candy hair with GUM stuck in it!"

There was gum stuck in he wig--er--hair. There was bloody gum stuck in LOLA JONES'S HAIR. That was far worse than acid or spit-venom. "It hurts me to do this, my pooooooooooooor poor Californian child," she said shaking her head. JAB! JAB! JAB! JAB! JAB! HER WIG WAS FOREVER RUINED.

"SHHHHHHH DON'T ATTRACT ALL THE OTHER INFECTEDS, I'VE ALREADY HAD ENOUGH CHILDREN."

SHE WAS CALLING FOR HER KIND.

For immediately, there appeared this boy who too had been poisoned by the bouncy house. Of course, her first instincts were to give pity and sympathy to this infected boy and mother him, but what was she to do?! He was foiling her plans! All of it. Soon enough, Lola expected dozens and dozens of these CREATURES swarming over her and performing cannibalistic acts.

"NEVER," she shrieked, "I'm saving her. You just don't understand, do you?! NONE OF YOU DO!"

With that, she jabbed at the incoming boy with her heel. Impaling these monsters would save them, yes? Yes yes yes! JAB!

"I'LL MAKE YOU MY SON." It was a done deal.

Well this was....entertaining. A Drama-Queen most certainly. And Pfffft. An actress of course. I didn't say she didn't seem a bit loopy, tho. A pause in my anti-totalitarian regime pounding left me bouncing happily like a child around in the beautiful work of art: The bouncy Hogwarts.

I assure you. I was quite content bouncing around in my own happy little bouncy world. And then she started screaming again and whatnot. Or someone did.

Nuh uh. No disturbed MY bouncy time without getting PAYBACK.

It really wasn't hard to find them. Follow the echoey yellsies and findsies the yellers. sies. And there, on the horizon, she was. She? I have no idea. But she was clearly dangerous. And pink. And rabid. I WOULD HANDLE THAT.

"WILD CREATURE OF YONDER!" I ventured my voice into the beyond. What would I say next....uh...

I was clearly stupefied.

"END YOUR TOTALITARIAN RULE!!!" umm....yea.

08-26-2011, 04:00 AM	#170 (permalink)
Slitherclaw Fire Slug Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: In a cloud. Maybe. Posts: 161 Hogwarts RPG Name: Justin Sigal Sixth Year	Quote: Originally Posted by highjinx "YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE--" California? GASP. CALIFORNIA. Why couldn't she have seen it before? The clothes, the accent; her raw and feminine accent. It was too much for Lola to bare--too much to handle! She mustn't let this girl get away! TOO VALUABLE! TOO PRECIOUS. "Come on, now daaarling," she said mercilessly after this giant revelation, "We can work something out." The drama gods obviously led her to this girl so she could study her and overall become a better actress. *"MY POPPET. Let us hug. Let us EMBRACE, MOTHER* AND CHILD and rekindle a beautiful relationship."** "And she doesn't have wild and crazy PINK cotton candy hair with GUM stuck in it!" There was gum stuck in he wig--er--hair. There was bloody gum stuck in LOLA JONES'S HAIR. That was far worse than acid or spit-venom. "It hurts me to do this, my pooooooooooooor poor Californian child," she said shaking her head. JAB! JAB! JAB! JAB! JAB! HER WIG WAS FOREVER RUINED. "SHHHHHHH DON'T ATTRACT ALL THE OTHER INFECTEDS, I'VE ALREADY HAD ENOUGH CHILDREN." SHE WAS CALLING FOR HER KIND. For immediately, there appeared this boy who too had been poisoned by the bouncy house. Of course, her first instincts were to give pity and sympathy to this infected boy and mother him, but what was she to do?! He was foiling her plans! All of it. Soon enough, Lola expected dozens and dozens of these CREATURES swarming over her and performing cannibalistic acts. "NEVER," she shrieked, "I'm saving her. You just don't understand, do you?! NONE OF YOU DO!" With that, she jabbed at the incoming boy with her heel. Impaling these monsters would save them, yes? Yes yes yes! JAB! "I'LL MAKE YOU MY SON." It was a done deal. Well this was....entertaining. A Drama-Queen most certainly. And Pfffft. An actress of course. I didn't say she didn't seem a bit loopy, tho. A pause in my anti-totalitarian regime pounding left me bouncing happily like a child around in the beautiful work of art: The bouncy Hogwarts. I assure you. I was quite content bouncing around in my own happy little bouncy world. And then she started screaming again and whatnot. Or someone did. Nuh uh. No disturbed MY bouncy time without getting PAYBACK. It really wasn't hard to find them. Follow the echoey yellsies and findsies the yellers. sies. And there, on the horizon, she was. She? I have no idea. But she was clearly dangerous. And pink. And rabid. I WOULD HANDLE THAT. "WILD CREATURE OF YONDER!" I ventured my voice into the beyond. What would I say next....uh... I was clearly stupefied. "END YOUR TOTALITARIAN RULE!!!" umm....yea.