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highjinx · 08-26-2011, 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by BanaBatGirl

Ravenclaw that she was...NOT, poor Tori did not understand.

"You ain't no mother of MINE!" she shot right back at the delusional Drama Queen. Jab. Jab. "My mom is in California!" Jab. "And she doesn't have wild and crazy PINK cotton candy hair with GUM stuck in it!"

Tori had to admit, she did like the color of this Lola Jones' hair. "I've never even HEARD of that play," she added, bouncing further and further away from Lola, still holding her shoe like a sword. "AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND."

WHY was this girl trying to MOTHER her? She was more likely trying to MURDER her. That's when Tori decided to turn to outside help.

"HELP, SOMEBODY, there's a CRAZY GIRL attacking MEEEEEEEE!"

"YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE--"

California?

GASP.

CALIFORNIA. Why couldn't she have seen it before? The clothes, the accent; her raw and feminine accent. It was too much for Lola to bare--too much to handle! She mustn't let this girl get away! TOO VALUABLE! TOO PRECIOUS. "Come on, now daaarling," she said mercilessly after this giant revelation, "We can work something out." The drama gods obviously led her to this girl so she could study her and overall become a better actress.

"MY POPPET. Let us hug. Let us EMBRACE, MOTHER AND CHILD and rekindle a beautiful relationship."

"And she doesn't have wild and crazy PINK cotton candy hair with GUM stuck in it!"

There was gum stuck in he wig--er--hair. There was bloody gum stuck in LOLA JONES'S HAIR. That was far worse than acid or spit-venom. "It hurts me to do this, my pooooooooooooor poor Californian child," she said shaking her head. JAB! JAB! JAB! JAB! JAB! HER WIG WAS FOREVER RUINED.

"SHHHHHHH DON'T ATTRACT ALL THE OTHER INFECTEDS, I'VE ALREADY HAD ENOUGH CHILDREN."

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cedric

Paulie suddenly tumbled forward to a halt. Wha-wha-wha-whaaaaaaaaaaaat? Who was yelping and yelling and causing such a ruckus?

He turned and blinked as he saw a sight before him. Some CRAZY-haired girl was attacking that ginger princess from the food stand! What the-? O______o Paulie looked puzzledly to Ainsley, then bounced over to where they were.

"UNHAND HER, YOU!"

Not that Paulie was much of a knight in shining armor, but hey - he was in a castle, and Victoria here was a 'princess' being accosted by a............... pink-haired dragon. The boy flopped all over the place on the uneven ground, trying - and failing - to separate Victoria from the grips of her attacker.

SHE WAS CALLING FOR HER KIND.

For immediately, there appeared this boy who too had been poisoned by the bouncy house. Of course, her first instincts were to give pity and sympathy to this infected boy and mother him, but what was she to do?! He was foiling her plans! All of it. Soon enough, Lola expected dozens and dozens of these CREATURES swarming over her and performing cannibalistic acts.

"NEVER," she shrieked, "I'm saving her. You just don't understand, do you?! NONE OF YOU DO!"

With that, she jabbed at the incoming boy with her heel. Impaling these monsters would save them, yes? Yes yes yes! JAB!

"I'LL MAKE YOU MY SON." It was a done deal.

08-26-2011, 03:12 AM	#169 (permalink)
highjinx Formerly: dingDong Mooncalf Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 7,801 Hogwarts RPG Name: Lola Jones Sixth Year	late post alskdjklasd 1/2 of the Poo Brigade MAN!BUGG<33 Quote: Originally Posted by BanaBatGirl Ravenclaw that she was...NOT, poor Tori did not understand. "You ain't no mother of MINE!" she shot right back at the delusional Drama Queen. Jab. Jab. "My mom is in California!" Jab. "And she doesn't have wild and crazy PINK cotton candy hair with GUM stuck in it!" Tori had to admit, she did like the color of this Lola Jones' hair. "I've never even HEARD of that play," she added, bouncing further and further away from Lola, still holding her shoe like a sword. "AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND." WHY was this girl trying to MOTHER her? She was more likely trying to MURDER her. That's when Tori decided to turn to outside help. "HELP, SOMEBODY, there's a CRAZY GIRL attacking MEEEEEEEE!" "YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE--" California? GASP. CALIFORNIA. Why couldn't she have seen it before? The clothes, the accent; her raw and feminine accent. It was too much for Lola to bare--too much to handle! She mustn't let this girl get away! TOO VALUABLE! TOO PRECIOUS. "Come on, now daaarling," she said mercilessly after this giant revelation, "We can work something out." The drama gods obviously led her to this girl so she could study her and overall become a better actress. *"MY POPPET. Let us hug. Let us EMBRACE, MOTHER* AND CHILD and rekindle a beautiful relationship."** "And she doesn't have wild and crazy PINK cotton candy hair with GUM stuck in it!" There was gum stuck in he wig--er--hair. There was bloody gum stuck in LOLA JONES'S HAIR. That was far worse than acid or spit-venom. "It hurts me to do this, my pooooooooooooor poor Californian child," she said shaking her head. JAB! JAB! JAB! JAB! JAB! HER WIG WAS FOREVER RUINED. "SHHHHHHH DON'T ATTRACT ALL THE OTHER INFECTEDS, I'VE ALREADY HAD ENOUGH CHILDREN." Quote: Originally Posted by Cedric Paulie suddenly tumbled forward to a halt. Wha-wha-wha-whaaaaaaaaaaaat? Who was yelping and yelling and causing such a ruckus? He turned and blinked as he saw a sight before him. Some CRAZY-haired girl was attacking that ginger princess from the food stand! What the-? O______o Paulie looked puzzledly to Ainsley, then bounced over to where they were. "UNHAND HER, YOU!" Not that Paulie was much of a knight in shining armor, but hey - he was in a castle, and Victoria here was a 'princess' being accosted by a............... pink-haired dragon. The boy flopped all over the place on the uneven ground, trying - and failing - to separate Victoria from the grips of her attacker. SHE WAS CALLING FOR HER KIND. For immediately, there appeared this boy who too had been poisoned by the bouncy house. Of course, her first instincts were to give pity and sympathy to this infected boy and mother him, but what was she to do?! He was foiling her plans! All of it. Soon enough, Lola expected dozens and dozens of these CREATURES swarming over her and performing cannibalistic acts. "NEVER," she shrieked, "I'm saving her. You just don't understand, do you?! NONE OF YOU DO!" With that, she jabbed at the incoming boy with her heel. Impaling these monsters would save them, yes? Yes yes yes! JAB! "I'LL MAKE YOU MY SON." It was a done deal. __________________ ______________________________________________lola jones currently in america