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highjinx · 08-23-2011, 04:01 AM

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Originally Posted by BanaBatGirl

"EEEEEEEEEEEEK!" Tori bounce-bounce-bounced away from the insane cotton candy head. "You back off!" She brandished her sword-shoe as well. "Back! BACK, you crazy lady! Or I'm going to call in the ROYAL GUARDS!"

There was no way that this girl was a Queen. "Who ARE you?" she jabbed at the girl. "And why," jab, "are you," jab, "ATTACKING ME?!!!"

"VENGEANCE!"

Jab.

"AND DISCIPLINE!"

Jab jab jab jab.

She had to do something! What if this girl was brutally murdered by the possible bounty hunters at the end of this fake Hogwarts. Or BOUNCY hunters... "Hehe. I made a joke." She stopped bouncing to take in a nice giggle and immediately took her bouncy-attacking form again. En garde!

What? Did she just? "Royal Guards?! PFFFFFT. DARLING OH STOP IT, POPPET," she said jokingly and then casually waved her hand at the girl. Lola was the Drama Queen and holding that title meant that she was far superior than anyone else. This girl was a PRINCESS! A PRINCESS! She would claim this child as her own--move her away from this delinquent and wild life--teach her proper manner and etiquette, she could see a bright tea party in their future. "You have no power over them! It is the QUEEN'S right, m'darling! But of course, a Mother like I need no such authorities!" WHEN YOU'RE TRAINED IN THE ARTS OF HIGH HEELS!

"Who am I? Who am I? It is I, Lola Jones--Queen of the Drama and the Arts, actress--future wizarding celebrity," cough cough, "Lead role in Babbitty Rabbitty and the Cackling Stump, you know, that top number one play riiiiiiiight down the corner over there," she pointed and winked. Now was obviously the perfect time to advertise. People needed to see her perform! To see her play as that scrumptious old bunny lady. "Fifteen, Slytherin at Hogwarts, further information will be held in my future best-selling autobiography book." It was bound to happen, right? Right.

Jab.

"I'm ATTACKING YOU," she jabbed again, "BECAUSE I CARE VERY MUCH FOR YOU!" Her motherly instincts were setting in! THIS POOR, DERANGED GIRL--Lola felt it was her duty to fix her.

08-23-2011, 04:01 AM	#164 (permalink)
highjinx Formerly: dingDong Mooncalf Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 7,801 Hogwarts RPG Name: Lola Jones Sixth Year	1/2 of the Poo Brigade MAN!BUGG<33 Quote: Originally Posted by BanaBatGirl "EEEEEEEEEEEEK!" Tori bounce-bounce-bounced away from the insane cotton candy head. "You back off!" She brandished her sword-shoe as well. "Back! BACK, you crazy lady! Or I'm going to call in the ROYAL GUARDS!" There was no way that this girl was a Queen. "Who ARE you?" she jabbed at the girl. "And why," jab, "are you," jab, "ATTACKING ME?!!!" "VENGEANCE!" Jab. "AND DISCIPLINE!" Jab jab jab jab. She had to do something! What if this girl was brutally murdered by the possible bounty hunters at the end of this fake Hogwarts. Or BOUNCY hunters... "Hehe. I made a joke." She stopped bouncing to take in a nice giggle and immediately took her bouncy-attacking form again. En garde! What? Did she just? "Royal Guards?! PFFFFFT. DARLING OH STOP IT, POPPET," she said jokingly and then casually waved her hand at the girl. Lola was the Drama Queen and holding that title meant that she was far superior than anyone else. This girl was a PRINCESS! A PRINCESS! She would claim this child as her own--move her away from this delinquent and wild life--teach her proper manner and etiquette, she could see a bright tea party in their future. *"You have no power over them! It is the QUEEN'S* right, m'darling! But of course, a Mother like I need no such authorities!"** WHEN YOU'RE TRAINED IN THE ARTS OF HIGH HEELS! "Who am I? Who am I? It is I, Lola Jones--Queen of the Drama and the Arts, actress--future wizarding celebrity," cough cough, "Lead role in Babbitty Rabbitty and the Cackling Stump, you know, that top number one play riiiiiiiight down the corner over there," she pointed and winked. Now was obviously the perfect time to advertise. People needed to see her perform! To see her play as that scrumptious old bunny lady. *"Fifteen, Slytherin at Hogwarts, further information will be held in my future best-selling autobiography book."* It was bound to happen, right? Right. Jab. "I'm ATTACKING YOU," she jabbed again, "BECAUSE I CARE VERY MUCH FOR YOU!" Her motherly instincts were setting in! THIS POOR, DERANGED GIRL--Lola felt it was her duty to fix her. __________________ ______________________________________________lola jones currently in america