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highjinx Mental, this girl was. She didn't understand how Lola had been desperately trying to save her. Well, that was TOO LATE now. Second chances weren't given to evil, possessed bouncy-house demons--especially one that used her certain little spitfire to ruin her wig. Lola was about to tear up. This cotton candy wig was the first of many. It didn't deserve this.
"I must," she sniffed, "AVENGE YOU!"
Lola ululated with a tribal war-cry and bounced and bounced. This was a battle THAT HAD TO BE WON!!!!1111
Princess? PRINCESS? "And I am a QUEEN, m'daaaarling," she said, scrunching up her nose. She wasn't like this. Lola Jones was a HUMANITARIAN. But what was she to do?! The wig was damaged. This girl was mocking her. This princess was not a role model to the little, ickle children--UNLIKE LOLA JONES--FIT, STRONG, GRACEFUL. She gasped when this devilish delinquent bounced up and stole her other heel. "HEY!!!" First, the wig? Now her heels???
Where in the world were her parents?! Not to worry--LOLA JONES will take that spot.
"You infectious maggot-worm! BACK! Control yourself! Lola jabbed at the girl with her shoe, as if it was a sword. Her wig was a second priority now. Saving this girl's life... oh such a humanitarian she was. "DIE DIE DIE!"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEK!" Tori bounce-bounce-bounced away from the insane cotton candy head. "You back off!" She brandished her sword-shoe as well. "Back! BACK, you crazy lady! Or I'm going to call in the ROYAL GUARDS!"
There was no way that this girl was a Queen. "Who ARE you?" she jabbed at the girl. "And why," jab, "are you," jab, "ATTACKING ME?!!!"