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Old 08-22-2011, 09:49 PM   #157 (permalink)
highjinx
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Hogwarts RPG Name:
Lola Jones
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1/2 of the Poo Brigade MAN!BUGG<33

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Originally Posted by BanaBatGirl View Post
When Victoria first walked by the bouncy castle, she thought she was literally seeing Hogwarts for the first time in the middle of Diagon Alley. Again, she is clearly not a Ravenclaw.

As she got closer, however, she was struck with the realization that this could not possibly be Hogwarts. Hogwarts had to be like, waaaaaaaaay bigger, right? And why would people be taking off their shoes to go inside?

With a laugh at her own silliness, Tori bounced up to the bouncy castle and kicked off her own sneaks. OMG this was going to be SO MUCH FUN! She jumped inside the castle and started bouncing toward the Great Hall.

Or at least, she assumed that's what the room with the giant ceiling was.
"Hooooooogwarts?" she sang in curiosity.

This was a SHAM! CODSWALLOP! A STUNT DOUBLE. Lola immediately stopped petting her hair at the first sight of this replica with her mouth gaped and her head shaking in disbelief. She immediately clicked her heels and started walking towards the thing, watching as it devoured the young and old. "No no no! TAKE ME, YOU MONSTER!" she yelled at it. Walking towards the Hogwarts-thing, she saw an entire pile of shoes right beside it.

She glanced at her heels.

She glanced at the pile.

NEVER. These heels would eventually become into a historic artifact, placed into a museum and labeled as 'the heels Lola Jones wore before taking down this man-eating Hogwarts.'

With a brave and heroic expression, she took of her heels and firmly held it with her left hand. She entered the replica and gasped--she gasped again--and then again--it was EXACTLY like Hogwarts, with the exception that everything was basically bouncified. With heels in hand, Lola quickly maneuvered into the bouncy castle (of course, fearless, as ever). She hopped and hopped and hopped, finally spotting someone.

"POOR, INNOCENT, LOST CHIIIIILD!" she said, pointing a finger of desperation and plea. She was bouncing to her death. Quickly, she offered her right arm. "Hold on! I'll get you out of here!"
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