I have sorted students year by year
And I have yet to find
A pupil who has got no place,
An unreadable mind

A wrong choice I have yet to make
On which house would be best
Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, Slytherin
It is but a simple test

You may be placed in Slytherin
If you pride ambition and wealth
Slytherins achieve their aims
By cunning and by stealth

Hufflepuff could suit you most
If you're one who honours friends
If you’re friendly and hard working
Always willing to make amends

Or else in fiery Gryffindor
Where bravery is the key
Individuals with character
Find this is the place to be

Last not least is Ravenclaw
Where intellegence is prized
Ravenclaws show wit and logic
When facing a problem disguised

So come up here and try me on
Don't try to be a fake
And please oh please don’t worry
I'm yet to make a mistake!