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"Would it be all right if you gave me a lift?" All my stupid nephew does is want, want, want. Never in his life does he give. I suppose I should get a thank you every now and then for giving him a place to live, but no.
"Now where is this school, anyway?" Not like I actually care. My boy will be off at Smeltings, only the finest school for my fine boy, and getting Harry out of the way would be a relief.
"I don't know," How does he not know!? "I just take the train from platform nine and three-quarters at eleven o'clock." Now I knew this boy was daft, but not this daft.
"Platform what?"
"Nine and three-quarters." Idiot boy.
There is platform nine and there is a platform ten. Maybe this kid needs some stronger glasses. Their lot are mad. Idiot boy.
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