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caithal97 · 07-31-2011, 06:20 PM

A Cliche Wizard Love Story

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Disclaimer: The Harry Potter characters and universe belong to J.K. Rowling. The Twilight series characters and universe belong to Stefanie Meyer.

When Nessie Cullen unexpectedly finds out she's a wizard she unwillingly goes to Hogwarts. Along the way she meets Cedric Diggory, they befriend each other but happens when they both secretly want more? No Jake. Teen just in case.

"Well Bella contrary to your beliefs about how using animal skins are wrong and 'amoral' We. Are. Going. Shopping." Alice said menacingly.

"Well Alice she is right. It's wrong to kill animals just to make a damn coat." I said. Alice stomped her foot like a misbehaving five year old.

"Well we're vampire's and I don't give a flying monkey butt what –" CRASH! We all turned to see what the commotion was. My eyes widened. There in front of the fire place was a man covered in soot. He was wearing what looked to be a brightly colored robe and large thick glasses that made his eyes bugg out he had wavy gray hair and a beard that defiantly needed trimming. Mom and Alice were immediately on guard.

"Who the hell are you and what are doing in our house." Mom asked while slyly reaching for the fire poker that was conveniently placed next to her. She held it up threateningly.

"Look 'ere lassie, I'm just trying to do meh' job. No need for any trouble eh'?" He had a thick Irish accent or was it Scottish? "Now then, which one of you girls is er. . . " He looked down at the paper in his hand. " Re . . . Ruh" He tried pronouncing the name. "Ruh-nez-meh Cullen?" He said rocking back on his heels every so often. I raised my hand tentively.

"Ah well 'ere you go then." He said handing the paper to me. Before I could look at the paper he spoke up again. "If yeh ask me I'm a thinkin' that you're a little too old to be goin' to Hogwarts." I looked up at him. Is he insane?

"What's Hogwarts?" I asked twisting the name. It was weird saying it let alone thinking it. Hogwarts. Where ever it was it sounded odd.

"Don't tell me you don't know what Hogwarts is eh? It's only the best wizarding school in the world! You be glad that you aren't going to another school." Wait hold up! Did I just hear him say wizarding school? Mom turned to get her phone out of her pocket - still clutching the fire poker in her right hand. Probably to call the nearest mental asylum.

"Wizarding school? What are you going on about old man?" I asked.

"Listen here lady, I'm just doing my job 'ere's your letter." He handed me the sheet of paper before disappearing with a pop. I walked to the sofa and plopped down. I looked up at my aunt and mother.

"Will you explain to me what just happened?" I asked.

"You probably know more since you've apparently gotten accepted at a wizarding school half way across the Earth." Alice commented.

"No, I know absolutely nothing! Mom isn't this type of stuff hereditary? Do you have something to say to me?" I asked skeptically. She shook her head.

"No, I'm not at all like that, nor is your father, at least I think not." I threw my hands up in exasperation.

"You think! Can we be sure? Where is he?" I asked getting up from the couch.

"First of all relax sweetie, he'll be home soon then we can figure this mess out, alright?" Mom asked sweeping a tendril of my bronze colored hair behind my ear.

"Let's read that letter shall we?" I nodded in agreement. My mother took the letter from me and read it out loud.

"Dear Ms. Cullen,

We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.
Term begins on September 1. We await your owl by no later than July 31.

Yours sincerely,

Minerva McGonagall
Deputy Headmistress" She flipped it over to the back and read the list.

"UNIFORMS

First-year students will require:
sets of plain work robes (black)
plain pointed hat (black) for day wear
pair of protective gloves (dragon hide or similar)
winter cloak (black, with silver fastenings)
Please note that all pupil's clothes should carry name tags.

COURSE BOOKS
All students should have a copy of each of the following:

The Standard Book of Spells (Grade 1)
by Miranda Goshawk

A History of Magic by Bathilda Bagshot

Magical Theory by Adalbert Waffling

A Beginner's Guide to Transfiguration by Emeric Switch

One Thousand Magical Herbs and Fungi
by Phyllida Spore

Magical Drafts and Potions by Arsenius Jigger

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
by Newt Scamander

The Dark Forces: A Guide to Self-Protection
by Quentin Trimble

OTHER ITEMS
1 wand
1 cauldron (pewter, standard size 2)
1 set glass or crystal phials
1 telescope
1 set brass scales

Students may also bring and owl OR a cat OR a toad.

PARENTS ARE REMINDED THAT FIRST YEARS ARE NOT ALLOWED THEIR OWN BROOMSTICKS"

Broomsticks, owls, wands, cauldrons, dragon hide gloves this is all getting a little to much for me. What have I ever done to deserve this? I am the most freakish person alive! As if being half vampire weren't enough, now I just learned that I'm a half vampire witch! I truly am a one of a kind.

"Well as intresting and freaky as this sounds, I have no idea where to get this stuff. Do you Alice since you're a freak of shopping?" Mom asked sarcsticly.

"Of course I do!" She said all bubbly like.

"And how, dare I ask, do you know this?" I asked looking up at her.

"Well this one time when we were traveling to London I came across this guy – he was extremely drunk – and he told me in detail how to get to a 'wizarding' shopping center, and me being me I went to check it out. It was totally awesome! So now I have reason to go there since my wonderful niece is a WITCH!" Alice explained. I could so see her doing that but I didn't like the W- word both in fact.

"Please stop saying that." I said grabbing the sides of my head.

"Saying what?" She asked with false innocence.

"You know what." I accused.

"No I don't."

"Yes you do."

"Do not!"

"Do too!"

"Do Not."

"Do. Too." I said gritting my teeth.

"You know I'm not going to stop unless you say it." She sang. Ugh! I groaned.

"Fine! I. Am. A. Witch. Are you happy?" I said annoyed. I don't like saying the word it is a symbol that I have accepted my fate at being the biggest freak in the world.

"Over joyed." Dad and the rest of the family came into the cottage.

"Uh oh, Why is Alice overjoyed? You both know that nothing ever good comes out of Alice being happy. Especially you Bella you should know better." Uncle Emmett said. They both stuck out their tongues like the adults they are. I rolled my eyes at the absurdity.

"Don't worry Emmett, I'll punish Bella later." My dad winked at mom she giggled. Gross. I shuddered. I don't even want to think about it.

"Ew. Well genius, is there anything you want to disclose about your past life, or is being a vampire freaky enough that you don't use the other thing anymore?" I asked snarkily.

"I don't know what you're talking about, Nessie. Please enlighten me on what I missed." I walked over to him and gave him the letter. He scanned it quickly along with the others over his shoulder. Dad's brow furrowed.

"Fascinating." Carlisle murmured staring at me like I was a difficult math question.

"I don't understand." Dad said. " What does this mean?" He asked holding up the paper.

"So wait, you're not a wizard?" Mom asked.

"No, why did you think I was one?" He asked.

"Yes." She said simply. He came over and hugged her. Gah!

"Why is that?" He asked.

"You put me under a spell every time you look at me." I nearly gagged. Gosh that's too mushy for me. Emmett pushed his way to me and engulfed me in a bone crushing bear hug.

"Congrats little angel, you're more of a freak of nature than ever before." Rosalie smacked the back of his head which made me giggle.

"So what do we do now?" I asked. Everyone was at a loss of words.

"Well it seems to me we need to send the registration, then we need to move to London, and then – god help us – we have Alice help you get your school supplies." I pursed my lips and nodded. There was no way out of this. No take backs, no refunds. Sigh.

"Off to London we go then."

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caithal97 Jarvey Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: North Carolina Posts: 657 Hogwarts RPG Name: Nessie C. Masen~McIntyre Third Year	A Cliche Wizard Love Story - Sa16+ A Cliche Wizard Love Story Banner: http://api.ning.com/files/pmnmnWeLg3...dLoveStory.jpg Disclaimer: The Harry Potter characters and universe belong to J.K. Rowling. The Twilight series characters and universe belong to Stefanie Meyer. When Nessie Cullen unexpectedly finds out she's a wizard she unwillingly goes to Hogwarts. Along the way she meets Cedric Diggory, they befriend each other but happens when they both secretly want more? No Jake. Teen just in case. "Well Bella contrary to your beliefs about how using animal skins are wrong and 'amoral' We. Are. Going. Shopping." Alice said menacingly. "Well Alice she is right. It's wrong to kill animals just to make a damn coat." I said. Alice stomped her foot like a misbehaving five year old. "Well we're vampire's and I don't give a flying monkey butt what –" CRASH! We all turned to see what the commotion was. My eyes widened. There in front of the fire place was a man covered in soot. He was wearing what looked to be a brightly colored robe and large thick glasses that made his eyes bugg out he had wavy gray hair and a beard that defiantly needed trimming. Mom and Alice were immediately on guard. "Who the hell are you and what are doing in our house." Mom asked while slyly reaching for the fire poker that was conveniently placed next to her. She held it up threateningly. "Look 'ere lassie, I'm just trying to do meh' job. No need for any trouble eh'?" He had a thick Irish accent or was it Scottish? "Now then, which one of you girls is er. . . " He looked down at the paper in his hand. " Re . . . Ruh" He tried pronouncing the name. "Ruh-nez-meh Cullen?" He said rocking back on his heels every so often. I raised my hand tentively. "Ah well 'ere you go then." He said handing the paper to me. Before I could look at the paper he spoke up again. "If yeh ask me I'm a thinkin' that you're a little too old to be goin' to Hogwarts." I looked up at him. Is he insane? "What's Hogwarts?" I asked twisting the name. It was weird saying it let alone thinking it. Hogwarts. Where ever it was it sounded odd. "Don't tell me you don't know what Hogwarts is eh? It's only the best wizarding school in the world! You be glad that you aren't going to another school." Wait hold up! Did I just hear him say wizarding school? Mom turned to get her phone out of her pocket - still clutching the fire poker in her right hand. Probably to call the nearest mental asylum. "Wizarding school? What are you going on about old man?" I asked. "Listen here lady, I'm just doing my job 'ere's your letter." He handed me the sheet of paper before disappearing with a pop. I walked to the sofa and plopped down. I looked up at my aunt and mother. "Will you explain to me what just happened?" I asked. "You probably know more since you've apparently gotten accepted at a wizarding school half way across the Earth." Alice commented. "No, I know absolutely nothing! Mom isn't this type of stuff hereditary? Do you have something to say to me?" I asked skeptically. She shook her head. "No, I'm not at all like that, nor is your father, at least I think not." I threw my hands up in exasperation. "You think! Can we be sure? Where is he?" I asked getting up from the couch. "First of all relax sweetie, he'll be home soon then we can figure this mess out, alright?" Mom asked sweeping a tendril of my bronze colored hair behind my ear. "Let's read that letter shall we?" I nodded in agreement. My mother took the letter from me and read it out loud. "Dear Ms. Cullen, We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment. Term begins on September 1. We await your owl by no later than July 31. Yours sincerely, Minerva McGonagall Deputy Headmistress" She flipped it over to the back and read the list. "UNIFORMS First-year students will require: sets of plain work robes (black) plain pointed hat (black) for day wear pair of protective gloves (dragon hide or similar) winter cloak (black, with silver fastenings) Please note that all pupil's clothes should carry name tags. COURSE BOOKS All students should have a copy of each of the following: The Standard Book of Spells (Grade 1) by Miranda Goshawk A History of Magic by Bathilda Bagshot Magical Theory by Adalbert Waffling A Beginner's Guide to Transfiguration by Emeric Switch One Thousand Magical Herbs and Fungi by Phyllida Spore Magical Drafts and Potions by Arsenius Jigger Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them by Newt Scamander The Dark Forces: A Guide to Self-Protection by Quentin Trimble OTHER ITEMS 1 wand 1 cauldron (pewter, standard size 2) 1 set glass or crystal phials 1 telescope 1 set brass scales Students may also bring and owl OR a cat OR a toad. PARENTS ARE REMINDED THAT FIRST YEARS ARE NOT ALLOWED THEIR OWN BROOMSTICKS" Broomsticks, owls, wands, cauldrons, dragon hide gloves this is all getting a little to much for me. What have I ever done to deserve this? I am the most freakish person alive! As if being half vampire weren't enough, now I just learned that I'm a half vampire witch! I truly am a one of a kind. "Well as intresting and freaky as this sounds, I have no idea where to get this stuff. Do you Alice since you're a freak of shopping?" Mom asked sarcsticly. "Of course I do!" She said all bubbly like. "And how, dare I ask, do you know this?" I asked looking up at her. "Well this one time when we were traveling to London I came across this guy – he was extremely drunk – and he told me in detail how to get to a 'wizarding' shopping center, and me being me I went to check it out. It was totally awesome! So now I have reason to go there since my wonderful niece is a WITCH!" Alice explained. I could so see her doing that but I didn't like the W- word both in fact. "Please stop saying that." I said grabbing the sides of my head. "Saying what?" She asked with false innocence. "You know what." I accused. "No I don't." "Yes you do." "Do not!" "Do too!" "Do Not." "Do. Too." I said gritting my teeth. "You know I'm not going to stop unless you say it." She sang. Ugh! I groaned. "Fine! I. Am. A. Witch. Are you happy?" I said annoyed. I don't like saying the word it is a symbol that I have accepted my fate at being the biggest freak in the world. "Over joyed." Dad and the rest of the family came into the cottage. "Uh oh, Why is Alice overjoyed? You both know that nothing ever good comes out of Alice being happy. Especially you Bella you should know better." Uncle Emmett said. They both stuck out their tongues like the adults they are. I rolled my eyes at the absurdity. "Don't worry Emmett, I'll punish Bella later." My dad winked at mom she giggled. Gross. I shuddered. I don't even want to think about it. "Ew. Well genius, is there anything you want to disclose about your past life, or is being a vampire freaky enough that you don't use the other thing anymore?" I asked snarkily. "I don't know what you're talking about, Nessie. Please enlighten me on what I missed." I walked over to him and gave him the letter. He scanned it quickly along with the others over his shoulder. Dad's brow furrowed. "Fascinating." Carlisle murmured staring at me like I was a difficult math question. "I don't understand." Dad said. " What does this mean?" He asked holding up the paper. "So wait, you're not a wizard?" Mom asked. "No, why did you think I was one?" He asked. "Yes." She said simply. He came over and hugged her. Gah! "Why is that?" He asked. "You put me under a spell every time you look at me." I nearly gagged. Gosh that's too mushy for me. Emmett pushed his way to me and engulfed me in a bone crushing bear hug. "Congrats little angel, you're more of a freak of nature than ever before." Rosalie smacked the back of his head which made me giggle. "So what do we do now?" I asked. Everyone was at a loss of words. "Well it seems to me we need to send the registration, then we need to move to London, and then – god help us – we have Alice help you get your school supplies." I pursed my lips and nodded. There was no way out of this. No take backs, no refunds. Sigh. "Off to London we go then." Last edited by caithal97; 11-28-2011 at 11:43 PM.