07-12-2011, 08:53 PM
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Puffskein
Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Ruling Dramamine
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Originally Posted by mialovesyoulots Lizzie wandered into the break room, intent on finding a cup of coffee and somewhere to relax for her lunch hour away from Poppy and Borr. She was so set on her task that she didn't notice anything different about the room until she sat down. Looking around, she almost felt sick. It was all pink - and it was absolutely vile.
OH MERLIN. 'POPPY PRICKLEPOT!' she yelled, knowing instantly that this had to be her doing. 'What in Merlin's name have you done?!' she demanded, glaring at the stupid woman angrily. Seriously?! She couldn't just waltz in here and do... well, this! It was outrageous! 'Honestly, Ms. Pricklepot, you are getting on my last nerve,' she fumed, all her usual politelness and respect completely gone. 'You cannot simply come in here and do whatever you please! This is a workplace, not your home!' Medea turned on heel to see who came in behind her. "Lizzie, I'm assuming you don't know about this then?" Surely if she wasn't aware what was going on then it wasn't legit. It was Lizzie's job to know everything about everything on Level 1, that's what administrative assistants did right?
But who was she yelling at, or about? "I'm sorry who?" Her brow furrowed as suddenly there was another voice. Turning around yet again she saw .... she saw... what who was this?! Quote:
Originally Posted by Starbreeze Poppy raised an eyebrow at the stick-figure. "It's food." She said bluntly. What did this woman think it was, an lacewing fly farm convention? It was, you know, the things people put in their mouth, then chew on, then swallow also known as food. Clearly this paper thin woman didn't eat enough of it and had forgotten what it looked like. "It's delicious, succulent, and extremellyfattening food." She said the last part in a whisper while covering so that the woman wouldn't hear her. Anyway, she should eat some. Poppy gestured to it, trying to get the woman to at least consider eating some. She had put an awful lot of time buying cooking all of it! Oh, goodness yay here came her bestie to have a cup of tea with her! Oh, wait... She was complaining, yet again. Poppy rolled her eyes as she grabbed a mouthful of cookies and stuffed Lizzie's mouth. There, that ought to shut her up for a while, and help her put some sugar meat on those bones. "You were saying, sweetie?" Poppy giggled and then took a biscuit herself and basically swallowed it with one bite. Like a lady. Poppy flicked her wand and the old record she had set up in the corner of the room began to play a waltz, just what Lizzie wanted to do. Waltz. She grabbed both of Lizzie's hands and began to twirl around the room with her, while she tried to accompany the melody with an awful, screech-like hum. Lizzie was having fun. Maybe not, but Poppy was. Medea wasn't sure what to make of this woman, she was all pink and cheerful. And definatley off her rocker. "Right, I see that it's food." Medea really wasn't digging this woman's tone. "Who granted you permission to set up all this food." She motioned around the room, "And these disgusting decorations." A sinlge brow was getting dangerously close to disappearing into her hairline.
Wait, what?! Did she just shove cookies in Lizzies mouth? "Lizzie you ok?" It was all happening so quickly. Medea got her wand and held it, pointing at the walking, talking unicorn vomit. "You will let her go!" Medea was sure Lizzie didn't want to be whirled around the room. Furthermore, if something happens to her who's going to file Medea's random files for her? She certainly wasn't going to do this. |
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