 Stuck inside with Sirius | *Splish-Splash* | bamBAM | ☁ Spooktacular ☁
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~* Food for Thought *~
“How’d you find out your house? How does the Sorting Hat know? What does it do?” Indiana asked Spike curiously.
“Well...” Spike started, a smirk on his face. “You pull it on, and it starts by sucking out your brains through your ears.” He gestured this process, making a loud squelching sound. “And then it mulls them over a bit. And then it kinda spits them back into your skull.”
Chew. Chew. Chew. Spit.
“And then it knows?”
Spike nodded. “Unless it’s not certain, and then it does the whole thing again.”
Indiana eyed him in disbelief. “You sure?”
“Definitively.”
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