"Arrr. Me always thought Mad Jasper needed to be a wee lass... wearing pretty skirts and whatnot. Such a GIRL he is," said Thomas... and then... he looked down. WHERE WAS HIS BEARD?!
Feeling about his chin he let out a sound of DISGUST. A smooth chin he had. What the... he looked down further. WAS HE A GIRL TOO? For real?!
FLAIL!
"Cap'n... wha's this about?" he looked to his Cap'n with a stricken look on his pretty little girl face. |