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Shaw
"Nawww. I didn't. Borrowed, maybe."
Shaw clapped his hands together at the front of the room and tried to whistle for their attention. "HEY. Hey, now. Settle down, sit down, be still. Shaw 's talking now. Seems most of you are back now, some looking better than others. We'll move on to the next part: Prepping your cat for transfiguration."
Shaw pulled a caged cat from behind his desk, a particularly large one he'd found roaming about. "Stupefy," the big cat keeled over and Shaw laughed out loud. He laughed and laughed. "I chose to stupefy mine, see? You'll need to calm yours in whatever way you choose before we can perform transfiguration. Transfiguring moving objects is harder than stationary ones so at yours ages you'll need to make them there cats be still. Don't care how you do it, just don't kill them there boogers."
He had one more laugh at the stunned cat before raising his wand again to distribute everyone's wands back to them. The box rose in the air and gently rained down wands to their proper owners.
Borrowed her butt, he stole her cat, he tempted her away, no doubt with food and probably starved her which is why the cat had gone mental and all scratchy and pooey and stuff. Hmph. Her cat was so stupid it would walk into a tigers mouth if there was any food on there
Whatever, she muttered grumpily under her breath, sitting down at her table
PROFESSOR YOU CAN'T DO THAT! She cried as he shot/stunned the cat. No, she, that was wrong. She grabbed her wand with a glare at "call-me-Shaw" and pointed it at her poor moggy,
petrificus totalus she said, stroking the cat so it didn't get frightened. Well, anymore frightened since she'd been starved by that "professor". How he'd got the job she'd never know.
And then he turned the cat into a...hat. Right. Nooooorrrrmmmmal.
Course [/sarcasm]