100 Drabbles for a Sarcastic Snake

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Hi! I'm Dory! Well I tried out a couple of drabbles are found them really fun to write, so decided to try it out.
Everett is my school terms character, and previously DA charrie.
SPOILER!!: Disclaimer
JK Rowling owns HP universe, I own Everett, his family and some other random OC's mentioned/that appear. Amy belongs to city_girl_95, Sammy to samthehpfreak. Emory is my RL friend's character, who I RP with on MSN, and Everett and him have a total bromance, even a bromance name

Others who may appear shall be added to this disclaimer
Prompts...
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25. Sorting Hat
“Hmmm… Interesting.” The hat on Everett’s head murmured.
Everett glared upwards.
“Hurry will you?” He said impolitely.
“Calm down. Now let’s see, rude, selfish, uncaring. I think you’ll fit right in as a Slytherin.” Everett rolled his eyes at the hat.
“Not that I have a problem with that house, but there is no need for you to be so rude. What about my good parts, my intelligence, ambition, charm-“
“No doubt modesty too? I stand by my decision. SLYTHERIN!” Everett stood up smirking, before removing the worn leather hat from his head, and walked off to the Slytherin table.