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Old 05-31-2011, 06:44 AM   #236 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Disneymaniac View Post
Conan watched as Treyen interacted with the dwarves in halloween masks. Weird people. Why would they dress up like that all the time? Halloween was long gone. And they didn't exactly look like they had eaten a lot of candy. They were small and skinny. And wearing pillowcases. What on earth? He should've paid attention to these creatures long ago. Maybe find out who their prosthetics artist was. Later.

Make sandwiches? Weren't they sharing that? "Do you want butter?" he asked. He didn't want any but Treyen might. He hunted down a knife to cut the rolls. They would be pretty. Ham and lettuce. Mmmmm.
Actually, Treyen was getting rather nervous because Conan was looking at the house-elves a LOT. Like, staring. Which was clearly not good, or cool. It was rather rude, truth be told.

He was going to try to gain his attention back, when the boy started to work on their sandwiches. GOOD.

And then..., "No, no butter for me," he said, shaking his head, though, if Arya was here, she would've added way too many things to a single sandwich. Seriously, he didn't know what the girl was trying to do to him.

But then...THEN...

Text Cut: Algamus + Conan
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Originally Posted by Algamus View Post
Studentsies.

They was touching shiny knifes! Only house elves be touching shiny knives!

With a pop, the house elf appeared in front of the Hufflepuff, his eyes squinting, scrutinizing the child. "Stutendsies not supposing to touch shiny knives!" Algamus squeaked.
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Originally Posted by Disneymaniac View Post
Conan eyed the halloween dwarf that popped in front of him. His eyes widened, and the knife he had been holding fell with a clatter onto the floor, narrowly missing his own toes. "B..b..b..b.bbbbbb.but I was....making a sandwich." Cue the wibble.
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Originally Posted by Algamus View Post
CLANK.

NOISE!

Algamus's eyes widened, horrified that the shiny knife now dropped to the floor. It was now deemed useless, unfit to be used ever again. The elf looked down, mourning the knife that laid upon the floor. It then snapped its head up back at the child. The elf had its trusty broom along with him, not looking away for even one minute.

"You's! Shiny knife broken now. Algamus cannot uses this no more! Shame on Algamus for letting studentsies hold shiny knife!" The elf cried, smacking its head with its loveable broom.

"SHAME ON ALGAMUS."
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Originally Posted by Disneymaniac View Post
Conan watched the dwarf, and then looked at the knife. He shook his head, "No. No it isn't." He sniffed, and picked up the knife. "See it's whole." He put it down on the work surface. He didn't want to drop it again, and this time slice off a toe.

Oh no the dwarf was hitting himself. Conan grabbed the broom. "Don't do that. It'll hurt. Which isn't good." Nope, no hitting yourself. Even if you are a dwarf in a halloween mask.


...OH, what had Conan done? Actually, the boy did nothing, really, house-elves reacted like this most of the times. Except Crabby back at home, he'd been as mean to Treyen as Treyen to him.

"Algamus, do stop, please!" he exclaimed, in a softer tone than one he expected, "Forgive Conan for taking the knife...he doesn't believe in magic, that's punishment enough for both of you," like, BOTH of them, it wasn't punishment for Treyen.
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