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Old 05-23-2011, 07:33 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Jillian looked around to check if anyone had come for her. Somebody did come to her rescue! There standing from afar, her savior, her knight in shining armor--well, actually just in robes, asking if she was alright!

Jilly was shivering and she tried to exaggerate it even more by chattering her teeth. It was a statement of protest: a call for protection and... A HUG! She practically ran to her savior and clung to him for dear life.

"Th-that monster," she sobbed. "In green wig." She sniffed, the somewhat sweet scent of her savior's robes greeted her nose. "Tried." SNIFF. "To." Sniff. "KILL ME!" And there, she burst into tears dramatically. Whether it were really tears or just sweat that trickled down her face one could not be really sure.

She blew her nose on her savior's robes (for additional drama) and then looked up at once. "Sorry, you didn't offer any handkerchief or tissue." Sniff. Sniff. "Do you use strawberries for a perfume? You smell really sweet and... fruity."
The little girl was on the verge of a panic attack! No one in the world, not even Lola, could be such a great actor as to fake emotions like that. And she was even quivering and all!

Treyen HAD to take two steps back from where he stood, otherwise the girl's hug would've resulted in BOTH of them falling over.

Blink.

And...where those tears? OH, LOLA! She shouldn't be terrorizing little kids! Tsk, tsk! The girl was still a Slytherin, though. And her Head of House could be a good role model...but he's not bringing Lafay into this, since the woman was the most awesome ever.

TREYEN DIDN'T DO TEARS! HE PANICKED WHEN PEOPLE CRIED!

Which is why he was he was speechless! His eyes were flickering from the little girl to Lola, and back again. BLINK. Time to calm down, PREFECT.

And then she started to cry EVEN MORE! And why was she thinking HIS ROBES were a TISSUE?! GROSS! Tsk, little girl, tsk! That wasn't nice at all. He'll let it go, just because the girl was scared to death, but he still took out his wand and cleaned his robes. YES. That was more import--Strawberries say whaaaaat?!

Okay. He breathed, once or twice, before patting the girl on the back and then addressing her, "First of all, the monster's name is Lola," and he didn't know the little girl's name, by the way, "Secondly, you do not blow your nose on a Prefect's robes," feel free to do so on Lola's, though, "Thirdly....are you okay? What's your name?" he asked, and pretended to ignore the perfume comment. He was under the impression that PEPPERMINT was the most accurate term when referring to what he smelled like. But strawberries? Fruity? What the--Maybe Chandler changed his shampoo. Or Simon.

Now he looked at Lola, "Seriously, Lola," he said, shaking his head, "A Slytherin trying to kill a Hufflepuff? Way to be original." It HAD happened before, okay? Let it go.
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