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ArianaBlack · 05-19-2011, 01:26 AM

So Zara talks about how much she wants a chainsaw and now Nika is convinced that Shaw is raising a student chainsaw army.

SPOILER!!: The RP

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Originally Posted by TwistedHearts

"Me? Nothing, I was just wondering a while ago when I was on my way back to the common room how to use the chainsaw." Zara smirked, she'd love to learn how to use that chainsaw. It seemed strong enough to ruin the gate of her mansion. That way she'd be able to go out, and probably end up somewhere random. Yeap, that evil look on her face was visible now. Then she noticed that she'd been lost in her thoughts too much.

"Oops. Hope I didn't scare you there." Then she giggled.

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Originally Posted by ArianaBlack

Chainsaw!? WHAA? Maybe this girl was spending too much time with ~~Mr. Chainshaw~~ "just" Shaw and that can't be good for anyone. Zara what are you thinking? Chainsaw no good. No good are chainsaw. Chainsaw baaad. She raised an eyebrow and sent Zara a questioning look. Maybe this firstie is a violent one? Looks can sure be deceiving.

"Oh." Nika replied with a bit of worry attached to it. "That's pleasant." She shuddered as she had an image of Zara with a chainsaw. Maybe Shaw was planing to raise a student chainsaw army!?! Was Nika to be recruited next?!?! O.O NOOOOO! Never. Nika will not be a chainsaw drone. NO! Nika will never join.

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Originally Posted by TwistedHearts

Zara burst out laughing at Nika's reaction. It had the look of shock and horror mixed up with disbelief. "Hahahahaha!" she laughed, and even collapsed on her bed and rolled over, while pulling herself together. It was a good thing it wasn't on the floor or else she would've ROTFLed all over the place.

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Originally Posted by ArianaBlack

Nika couldn't see what was so funny. Was she laughing at Nika? Or the chainsaw? CHAINSAWS AREN'T FUNNY! "Oh no! It's worse than I thought!" This poor girl was not only recruited to be in Shaw's chainsaw army, but she was also brainwashed! Oh no, oh no! What does Nika do!?! Call the police? But are there even police at Hogwarts? Do wizards have police? Are they magical wizard police? Should she get a professor?

WHAT IF THEY'RE BRAINWASHED TOO!?!?! O.o

ONE DAY LATER:

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Originally Posted by ArianaBlack

"Maybe Nika can try what?" She asked not catching that bit of the conversation. Try finding matt? Or doing that magic on the leaf?

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Originally Posted by TwistedHearts

"Maybe Nika can try to talk Shaw into letting us borrow his chainsaw," Zara finished. Heheh, let's see how Nika'd react to that.

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Originally Posted by ArianaBlack

"Oh come on, you can't think he's thaaat bad?" She said eyeing the firstie. Maybe it was a secret crush

Or maybe not.....

WAIT.

Chainsaw?

Ask Chainshaw for a chainsaw!?!

AHA! So shaw is starting up an evil chainsaw army.

Knew it.

But wait!?! Does this mean that both Zara AND Tayla are apart of it? So it's worse than she thought.

IT'S SPREADING!!!

And now they are trying to recruit Nika?!

Oh, ~~Mr.~~ "just" Chainshaw Nika is onto you and your evil schemes of chainshaw armies.

She just starred at Zara with her eyes wide open. Chainsaw bad. Bad Zara. Chainsaw no good. Chainsaw evil. Chainsaw not good for you. Chainsaw not good for me. CHAINSAW NOT GOOD FOR NO ONE!

"So you admit it? You're on his evil chainsaw army?" Nika looked around her just to make sure that the rest of 'em weren't going to surround her. "Please don't join it Zara! You're too good for them."

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Originally Posted by TwistedHearts

The rest of the time, Zara just watched Nika who seemed to be going crazy. Whoah, this was a lot better than she thought. Zara giggled a bit, trying to hold back the laughter. This time, she could hold it back and just coughed it away instead.

*Ahem. Cough.*

Then she managed to put on a serious face. "Nika, if you don't do it, your sister will pay the consequences." HAHAHAHAHA, Zara was all laughs inside of her and was trying to stop the smug slowly appearing on her face. To do so, her lips are now pursed, so no one could really tell.

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Originally Posted by ArianaBlack

Now she's laughing!?!

WHA?

"Zara. This is no laughing matter!" She looked at the firstie who seemed to be "humored" by the urgent situation.

Nika didn't know how else to convey the message to Zara. She grabbed onto her fellow Gryffindor's shoulder and began to shake her back and forth softly. "Zara snap out of it! You're not evil I know your not! You're only brainwashed." She looked into her eyes for a hint of the "real Zara". "Zara I know you're in there somewhere. Behind the brainwashed evil army minion you're there I know it!"

She looked at Zara a bit appalled that she was threatening Nika with her sister. "What? Zara no! You know how much she means to me!"

Nika was starting to freak out a bit. But things weren't that bad were they?
"Okay, 1. Chainsaw Army is real
2. Zara is on chainsaw army
3. Chainsaw army leader is the "chainshaw" himself
4. Chainsaw minions are brainwashed
5. They're recruiting people
6. They're recruiting ME!!
7. If I don't join they'll take my sister" She thought. Okay so maybe they were that bad. "Think Nika think... You've seen plenty of zombie taking over movies..." She started thinking out loud not aware of what she was doing. At this point she was pacing back and forth with her hands on her head.

"Oh no. In all of those Zombie movies someone's brain gets eaten right?" "What if they're planning to eat my brain?!" She turned back to Zara, "Please don't eat my brain!"

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ArianaBlack Forum Manager Quibbler & Newbie Mod Ashwinder Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: #6e5f57 \|#ff5470 Posts: 13,708 Hogwarts RPG Name: Alfie Adair Hufflepuff Fourth Year Hogwarts RPG Name: Laini Gracae-Ryans Slytherin Third Year x10 x1	doesn't proofread tweets \| #wrongaboutcereal \| #siriusly? \| emo to the extremo So Zara talks about how much she wants a chainsaw and now Nika is convinced that Shaw is raising a student chainsaw army. SPOILER!!: The RP Quote: Originally Posted by TwistedHearts "Me? Nothing, I was just wondering a while ago when I was on my way back to the common room how to use the chainsaw." Zara smirked, she'd love to learn how to use that chainsaw. It seemed strong enough to ruin the gate of her mansion. That way she'd be able to go out, and probably end up somewhere random. Yeap, that evil look on her face was visible now. Then she noticed that she'd been lost in her thoughts too much. "Oops. Hope I didn't scare you there." Then she giggled. Quote: Originally Posted by ArianaBlack Chainsaw!? WHAA? Maybe this girl was spending too much time with ~~Mr. Chainshaw~~ "just" Shaw and that can't be good for anyone. Zara what are you thinking? Chainsaw no good. No good are chainsaw. Chainsaw baaad. She raised an eyebrow and sent Zara a questioning look. Maybe this firstie is a violent one? Looks can sure be deceiving. "Oh." Nika replied with a bit of worry attached to it. "That's pleasant." She shuddered as she had an image of Zara with a chainsaw. Maybe Shaw was planing to raise a student chainsaw army!?! Was Nika to be recruited next?!?! O.O NOOOOO! Never. Nika will not be a chainsaw drone. NO! Nika will never join. Quote: Originally Posted by TwistedHearts Zara burst out laughing at Nika's reaction. It had the look of shock and horror mixed up with disbelief. "Hahahahaha!" she laughed, and even collapsed on her bed and rolled over, while pulling herself together. It was a good thing it wasn't on the floor or else she would've ROTFLed all over the place. Quote: Originally Posted by ArianaBlack Nika couldn't see what was so funny. Was she laughing at Nika? Or the chainsaw? CHAINSAWS AREN'T FUNNY! "Oh no! It's worse than I thought!" This poor girl was not only recruited to be in Shaw's chainsaw army, but she was also brainwashed! Oh no, oh no! What does Nika do!?! Call the police? But are there even police at Hogwarts? Do wizards have police? Are they magical wizard police? Should she get a professor? WHAT IF THEY'RE BRAINWASHED TOO!?!?! O.o ONE DAY LATER: Quote: Originally Posted by ArianaBlack "Maybe Nika can try what?" She asked not catching that bit of the conversation. Try finding matt? Or doing that magic on the leaf? Quote: Originally Posted by TwistedHearts "Maybe Nika can try to talk Shaw into letting us borrow his chainsaw," Zara finished. Heheh, let's see how Nika'd react to that. Quote: Originally Posted by ArianaBlack "Oh come on, you can't think he's thaaat bad?" She said eyeing the firstie. Maybe it was a secret crush Or maybe not..... WAIT. Chainsaw? Ask Chainshaw for a chainsaw!?! AHA! So shaw is starting up an evil chainsaw army. Knew it. But wait!?! Does this mean that both Zara AND Tayla are apart of it? So it's worse than she thought. IT'S SPREADING!!! And now they are trying to recruit Nika?! Oh, ~~Mr.~~ "just" Chainshaw Nika is onto you and your evil schemes of chainshaw armies. She just starred at Zara with her eyes wide open. Chainsaw bad. Bad Zara. Chainsaw no good. Chainsaw evil. Chainsaw not good for you. Chainsaw not good for me. CHAINSAW NOT GOOD FOR NO ONE! "So you admit it? You're on his evil chainsaw army?" Nika looked around her just to make sure that the rest of 'em weren't going to surround her. "Please don't join it Zara! You're too good for them." Quote: Originally Posted by TwistedHearts The rest of the time, Zara just watched Nika who seemed to be going crazy. Whoah, this was a lot better than she thought. Zara giggled a bit, trying to hold back the laughter. This time, she could hold it back and just coughed it away instead. Ahem. Cough. Then she managed to put on a serious face. "Nika, if you don't do it, your sister will pay the consequences." HAHAHAHAHA, Zara was all laughs inside of her and was trying to stop the smug slowly appearing on her face. To do so, her lips are now pursed, so no one could really tell. Quote: Originally Posted by ArianaBlack Now she's laughing!?! WHA? "Zara. This is no laughing matter!" She looked at the firstie who seemed to be "humored" by the urgent situation. Nika didn't know how else to convey the message to Zara. She grabbed onto her fellow Gryffindor's shoulder and began to shake her back and forth softly. "Zara snap out of it! You're not evil I know your not! You're only brainwashed." She looked into her eyes for a hint of the "real Zara". "Zara I know you're in there somewhere. Behind the brainwashed evil army minion you're there I know it!" She looked at Zara a bit appalled that she was threatening Nika with her sister. "What? Zara no! You know how much she means to me!" Nika was starting to freak out a bit. But things weren't that bad were they? "Okay, 1. Chainsaw Army is real 2. Zara is on chainsaw army 3. Chainsaw army leader is the "chainshaw" himself 4. Chainsaw minions are brainwashed 5. They're recruiting people 6. They're recruiting ME!! 7. If I don't join they'll take my sister" She thought. Okay so maybe they were that bad. "Think Nika think... You've seen plenty of zombie taking over movies..." She started thinking out loud not aware of what she was doing. At this point she was pacing back and forth with her hands on her head. "Oh no. In all of those Zombie movies someone's brain gets eaten right?" "What if they're planning to eat my brain?!" She turned back to Zara, "Please don't eat my brain!" __________________ Days of Potter 2023:___________________________ Which Bertie Botts Flavour Are You? You are Lemon!