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Old 05-17-2011, 07:33 PM   #102 (permalink)
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Walking back to his desk, he let his eyes wander around the room for a moment, occasionally lingering on a familiar face. "Now." He raised his voice a little over all the chit-chat going on right now to indicate that lesson had now officially started. "Welcome to our first lesson of Muggle Studies this term. If you have just got lost and don't actually take Muggle Studies then this is your chance to leave." They could of course also stay.

As he sat back down on his desk Jeremy continued with a smile, "My name is Jeremy Zookara." At this he gestured behind him at the blackboard with a look that said Obviously. "If you have any questions, comments, requests, complaints or whatever else you may come up with, do not hesitate to find me in my office after class." They would know where his office was, right?

Now, time to get started. "Those of you who were here last term might remember we last discussed the Muggle fairytale Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs before we were...interrupted." Yes, interrupted by that Garlic-Ministry bloke.* "Anybody of those who attended that lesson, or whoever else knows the answer, care to tell those who don't a quick plot-summary and the ending of the fairytale? And yes, I want to hear the version with...True Love's Kiss." Yes, that term had come up last year and it was actually a good way to describe it. Grin.

While he waited for somebody to answer, he turned to write "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" onto the blackboard, a little under his name and class.


*I'll assume that's what happened IC if that's okay with you. The truth is RL just got crazy for me so I didn't actually finish that lesson. Shame on me. But I really want to finish it, so here goes. Heh.
Legend raised his hand lazily. Even though he didn't have to. Because...well you know...Professor Zoo knew he loved to shout out answer. Snow White. Yeah. Legend knew about her, he used to read that story to his younger sister before she surpassed him and claimed that he was saying words wrong and to leave her alone because she could now do it herself.

"Alright sir, so basically..there's this girl and her name is Snow White. And she like gets lost in the woods and meet these seven dwarfs, who have silly names like Dopey. And then there is this evil Witch I guess and she asks her mirror who is the best girl ever and she wants it to say her. But the mirror is all 'Snow White is' so she gets angry and goes and finds her. When she finds her she gives her this poison apple and Snow White takes a bite and like falls into this sleeping death thing. But then Prince comes and kisses her and he loved her all along and the kiss was like a true love kiss that saved her, and she woke up and everyone was happy and danced." He took a deep breath. Wow. Not that he retold it that story was more evil that it seemed. "Oh, and everyone lived happily ever after."
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