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Hogwarts RPG Name:
Zephyr Amstern
Ravenclaw
First Year

Hogwarts RPG Name:
Florence Schultz
Slytherin
Fifth Year

Hogwarts RPG Name:
Tristan Rivers
Hufflepuff
Seventh Year

Hogwarts RPG Name:
Antony Vexmoor
Ravenclaw
Sixth Year

Hogwarts RPG Name:
Nathaniel Hensley
Slytherin
Second Year

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Shaw took a seat in the floor, cross legged, with the chainsaw sitting in front of him. "You all got the gist of transfiguration, I reckon. You got one thing, frim-fram-froom, then you gotta 'nother thing. You take one thing you have - you make it into something you need. I needed a chainsaw to put my name on the board so I turned the desk into a chainsaw."

Logical, that was. "But you all don't need chainsaws like I do. What's something you oftentimes finding yourself NEEDING but not HAVING? And don't say women, 'cause that is a whole OTHER issue."


"Think about it then you can come up to the board and write down what you NEED today in class but don't have."

In the meantime, Shaw laid down flat on his back and stared without blinking up at the ceiling.
What on earth was wrong with this guy?!?!

He'd turned a desk into a chainsaw, actually turned the chainsaw ON, and wrote his name into the chalkboard with it - and then said that was WHY he'd needed it. What was wrong with using a simple piece of chalk?!

What kind of crazy person could the minister be to have actually hired this guy?

But anyway.

What Vashti needed but didn't have was...was something that was too personal for her to actually write on the board. And writing a sane, chainsaw-less Transfiguration teacher was out of the question. But...

Quickly deciding on something, she walked up to the chalkboard - as far from the crazy guy as she could manage - picked up a piece of chalk and wrote, sanity, on the board. Sanity sure would be nice to have. It wasn't something that an object could be transfigured into, which she assumed was what he meant, but it was the only appropriate thing she could think of that she needed but didn't have, especially now, in this insane class. She set the chalk down and walked back to her seat.
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