Quote:
Originally Posted by
Shaw 
"Yeah yeah yeah. You all got it. Good. Don't forget it. I don't want no title attached to me. If we're attacked, and we very well might be, I don't want to be targeted as the leader of all this."
Shaw scratched at his stubble thoughtfully for a moment, then got his half eaten cup back out. He sat it on the big desk up front that he supposed was meant for him, then shed his cloak off.
"Yall know what this is?" Shaw approached the chainsaw, picked it up, and JERKED hard on the string that FIRED the beastly machine to life. If the class answered, it was probably drowned out by the loud whirring and purring of the machine in Shaw's hands. He raised it HIGH above his head, laughed giddily, then cut his name into the chalk board with crude blocky letters.
S H A W
They wouldn't be forgetting it. He killed the motor and put the hot piece of machinery down on the floor again.
"What's a chainsaw good for? Why did I change that desk to a chainsaw? Why are we here? What is transfiguration???" Orabelle cringed as she heard the metal grind against the chalkboard and she covered her precious ears. Did he not know he could possibly cause ear damage? ehmaMerlin. It was terrible. He had
no sense of what looked nice at all. Where did this professor get his teaching license? Was he even capable of teaching a class?
"A chainsaw thingy is obviously for writing your name up on the board as well as harming our ears," Orabelle said after raising her hand.
"You changed it to a chainsaw so you could write on the board and kill our ears, and transfiguration is the process of changing an item to something else as long as if it does not break Gamp's laws of transfiguration," Orabelle finished. The part about the ears was just honestly. She didn't even like the sound of
nails on a chalkboard, who would like a
chainsaw?
Gosh, this professor... really... he was insane.