I am the embodiment of change, but also of darkness. I know your secrets, your intentions, your ambitions, and your fears. I deliver justice where justice is due. Unfortunately for you, that means watching you and making sure the whole world knows what you're up to. And I'm not picky with my dirt. I love to gossip, no matter the consequences, and will do anything to make sure the story gets out. So you better say what you mean and mean what you say, because there's no telling how my Godly ears will interpret your mortal preoccupations.
Mother Hera says I'm nosy. I say I'm observant. I filter through all the little distractions and get right down to the heart of the matter -- and then I repeat it. Your business is my business, and then it's the WORLD'S business, because I say so. I've got eyes and ears all over Hogwarts, and my mouth is Aparecium. I tell it like it is. I look very much forward to prying into your comings and goings.
With My Sympathies,
- Ekho