Well guess who is taking the path well travelled back to Hogwarts this term? This god, that’s who and once again I will be hiding away the magical little gifts of sight that the lovely ladies and I work on so hard for you mere mortals to enjoy. Being the Messenger god and the god of thieves, don’t think I don’t know my way around this school or know when shifty things are going down because believe me I will be there, or at least tell one of the others to make an appearance. We see all that goes down, and we are NOT afraid to share it with the general public and we actually find it quite entertaining. I can get into and out of sticky situations easily and hope to catch you for our parchment’s sake and for all Hogwartians to see. So DO go gentle into that good night and let your business be our’s.
But do not fret as soon as we write our intriguing stories, I will run them on over to you, Hermes has got your backs!
Did those sandles have wings on them...
-Hermes