50 Adventures of a Ravenclaw Misfit - Sa13+

Years ago, there was a young Ravenclaw lad of great curiosity and mischief who roamed the halls of Hogwarts. His name was Maximus Vindictus. This is his story.


Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Harry Potter characters or any of the aspects of the HP universe - they were created and are owned by J.K. Rowling.

Topics
Year 1
1. Goo; 2. Brothers; 3. Hogwarts Express; 4. Friends; 5. Sorting Hat 6. This is a Joke, Right?; 7. Broken Tea Pot; 8. Smells Like Cheese; 9. Howler

Year 2
10. Splinter; 11. HAHA, I Did It!; 12. Herbology; 13. Oops, I Did it Again; 14. Trees? What Trees?; 15. Torture; 16. Shaking Hands with the Squid

Year 3
17. It Wasn't Me!; 18. Captain Rex; 19. Can You Bowl With It?; 20. Broom Smash; 21. Lines; 22. Nothing Ever Changes

Year 4
23. Dancing with the Willow; 24. Wingardium Leviosa; 25. Plastic Cauldrons; 26. Guts; 27. Dragon Dung; 28. Dungeon, Sweet Dungeon

Year 5
29. My Precious; 30. Library; 31. OWLs; 32. Myrtle; 33. Creatures; 34. Underpants; 35. Gimme a Break!

Year 6
36. I Gots Brainz; 37. Career Advice; 38. Charming; 39. Mouse Traps; 40. Goat; 41. Stinksap; 42. Tea

Year 7
43. Suits of Armor; 44. Winning; 45. Kitchens; 46. Shut Up!; 47. Slimy Walls; 48. NEWTs; 49. Cooties; 50. Freedom


1. Goo
“And when you hit the gob, goo explodes everywhere,” Marcus explained to his fraternal twin brother, Max.

“Show me,” Max demanded and he stuck his tongue out at his older brother Rex who was laughing at him.

Marcus picked up the blue Gobstone and rolled it so that it hit the green one. The sound was just a loud click and a small amount of goo spurt out.

“That’s not an explosion,” whined Max and he picked up the old Beater’s Bat his dad gave him to play with earlier that morning. He swung it around a few times. “Gimme one of your marbles.”

Marcus obliged and handed over the dark yellow gob. "It's called a gob not a marble," he mumbled, knowing that his twin wasn't listening.

“Now this is an explosion,” Max grinned and tossed the yellow gob into the air then he gave a mighty swing.

KERSPLAT!

“Oh, you did it now little brother,” snickered Rex who fell over laughing as goo drenched their mother.

A high pitched shriek echoed through the back yard.

“MAXIMUS!”

Uh, oh.