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PattyH.
"Woah"
What Jacob had just said made abosolutely no sense to Patroclus, he was totally lost right now, both mentally and physically.
"Woah"
The Lion Prefect lifted his hand and gave himself a little slap on the cheek, "Jacob we need to keep going, we cannot stop, we have to go on, we need to keep going, going, we cannot stop, we have to go on" The boy was so gone mentally that he was repeating himself and not even realising it.
But then he all of a sudden changed again, it may have been bipolar, or it may have been the fact that now he really did need to pee, but he woke up to himself, "We are on the third Floor, the school only has seven level, excluding the towers, which we both live in, so that means there are only four possible places for the toilet to be, we can do this!"
Cue inspirational music!
Jacobs bladder was on the brink
of the Twighlight Zone of bursting. He needed to pee so badly... Here, bathroom! Here, boy!
4 whole floors to go?! that couldn't be, He'd never taken this long to get up to the towers, even that one time after getting lost somehow in the dungeons when he had clearly gotten off on the 5th floor. But now it was like forever and they weren't even lost.
"What ever it's not here!" he grummbled, unless it was here and he completely missed it. But he just wanted to go... if they didn't find it by the sixth floor, he'd have to go to the bathroom room in the regular peoples one, the one that didn't make him feel important and all powerful with executive authority, and dirty toilets.
Jacob moved back up the corridor to the sairs... why was this so hard. Patroclus was supposed to be good at this... Was his father like a
treasure hunter archaeologist? He was supposed to be good at finding hidden stuff. He was supposed to have secret door superpowers... like 'my toilet senses are tingleing.' or something like that... right?!