Jake: *keeps talking until something that comes out of mouth makes sense* Lovely™ | Captain Hurted | Ariana's Bane | Resident Antagonist | Unparalleled Delight
Jake glanced over at Kurumi and then at Hadley.
This session needed lightning up.
"I, for one, know that no family situation is perfect. I mean... also, look at the word. It's fam... which sounds like ham... which..." Uhh... new track? "Family sounds like... gravity. It ALSO sucks."
BAM!
Who cared that gravity didn't actually suck.
"Nobody... NOBODY has an ideal family situation. I mean, come on. I'm on my third or fourth surname, and I've had a bunch of foster families. The number of which is bigger than a hippogriff's hindquarters. AND even when you're set, that can still go wrong. My parents split, so where does that put me? Confusions, man. Just stick with the friends as a family. Too bad there's no surname for that."
NEXT TIME... Jake was gonna go with a totally made up surname.
"Just sayin'."
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