w a d d i w a s i
{ can you feel
the love tonight? }
For the 'breaking the fourth wall'
mini-challenge.

Draco Malfoy could not say he had not been stalked before. He had been. By fangirls, by Pansy, by Potter, and the list could go on and on.

But a piece of gum?

Seriously.

He turned around, and the piece of gum flew out of sight at once, like in one of those muggle cartoons [so says the author. Draco didn't think that, of course not. He did not see muggle cartoons. *scoff*] and hung over his turned back, staring down at him. Not before he saw the flash of movement, though, and figured what it had done. He whipped around, and...

The gum changed had direction, again.

Draco scowled. He had a good idea who might be behind this, but saying so out loud right now would just give that person the satisfaction of having gotten to him. Hands stuck in the pockets of his jeans, he resumed his stroll. The piece of gum resumed its stalking too, traaaaailing after him... and then Draco grabbed it.

The gum struggled to free itself, could not, and found itself unceremoniously stuffed into a keyhole.

Un-Malfoyish? Maybe. But he knew she had never been able to cast a good Waddiwasi.


Song credit: Elton John. <3