Jacob tried to pass his laugh as a cough, as she almost fell from the table.

Okay...sarcasm... see Jacob could hear when people were being sarcastic... sometimes. And now she was patting down her hair... "I just call it as I see it." so there. and now Mia was taking something from the table...Yeah, eat yo food! "I beleive it depends on my veiw of the situation, seeing as I was the victim." But that didn't matter, since the plate still had loads of bacon on it, he stuffed anoter 1 or 5 in his mouth.

No he wasn't! In fact Jacob would be twitching, pacing and biting his nails right now if it weren't for the magical magic of magical bacon... of magic.

"Well obviously it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm about to have my first match as captain, and have no idea how good Bennetts team is compared to mine." he said sarcasticly... see, he can do that sarcasm thingy too.