55. Egg On
for Calezilla

It is my birthday, right? Then why are like about 14 people I don’t know? And why are most of them over their twenties, like my crazy sister? Annie definitely didn’t know the meaning of only-friends invite, or at least the MY friends are invited only warning. Anyways, who said I had to bear with it?
The egg basket was near the grownups table, and Savannah Conrad was really getting on my nerves, as she insulted Toto; she was the perfect target. And as my lips said OOPS, and an egg on her hair, she couldn’t stop yelling and squealing.