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Mad Eye Touz
Neptune was perfectly fine with Jake carrying her purse. It was sort of a pain anyway, so perfect. She took his hand and used it liberally to get to her feet. "He's the butler, of course." Of course. "He does like.... everything. But he's totally a lingerer and nosy and thinks he can tell me what to do."
Absurdity!
My gorgeous. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK. Neptune couldn't POSSIBLY smile bigger. Wasn't possible.
"So you'll go as a gentleman, and I as your lady. We'll both be needing large hats." Giggle. The taller the better by the looks of his high standing hair.
Jake couldn't help but mouth the word 'butler' once Neptune had said it. He couldn't imagine HAVING a butler... but it made sense that the Botts had at least one.
"I've never even had a
house elf," Jake said, slightly in awe. In all the places he'd lived, except for Hogwarts, there had been no butlers or house elves. "Although... my dad does pick up after me."
Mwahahaha.
Holding the purse in the manliest of manly ways possible, Jake squeezed Neptune's hand with the other, and kind of swung it slightly. Gently.
Wait, HATS?!
"Ooooh, does that mean I can wear a top hat? And one of them weird coats with tails? Or a waistcoat," he stopped and looked down at Neptune. "Waistcoats are coooool."