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Old 01-25-2011, 06:26 PM   #18 (permalink)
Chelliephone

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Oh. No. He. Didn't.

Cody James Russell was furious, the most furious he'd been in AGES. And it was all because of Savs damn dog. He was going to murder the thing. MURDER it. Stupid Sushi, with the stupid name and the stupid hair. It was a REALLY DUMB DOG. And Cody couldn't remember why he had agreed to buy it for his wife now.
"SAVANNAH!" But now she had to hear HIM moan about the stupid dog. He'd been listening to her moan for months about how her bloated state was all HIS fault. Which granted, it partly was, but she had to take responsibility tooo. It took two to tango.

Savs came out rolling her eyes and holding her stomach, she only had a few weeks of pregnancy left, and it was anything but comfortable. "Cody, would you shut the hell up. All your yelling is giving me a headache." And pregnant momma was in enough discomfort as it was.

"No, I will NOT shut up. Do you KNOW what your damn dog did?" Sushi came skulking out of the corner and cowered behind Savannah's legs as Cody GLARED at it.

"What Cody? And STOP looking at him like that. Your scaring him." Savs wanted to pick him up and cuddle him, but she couldn't really bend down. "And hand him to me." BECAUSE SHE WANTED HER DOGGIE NOW!

Cody didn't stop glaring at the THING. Because that's what it was. "GOOD. He should be scared. He PEED on my brand new iPhone Savs. It's RUINED. RUUUUIINED!" And it was all that stupid dogs fault. Glaring at his wife he shook his head, "If I touch that thing he's getting thrown at the window."

Pregnant Savannah was already a little highstrung and in a LOOOT of pain and discomfort. And her hormones were just a weeeeeee bit off whack. And at Cody's yelling and his threats, she burst into tears, leaving him baffled. "Y-Y-You wouldn't r-re-really do that to m-m-my puppy w-w-ould you Cody?" she sobbed hysterically.

Cody wasn't so much mad anymore as confused. Besides, he wasn't so heartless as to yell more at a sobbing wife. Noooope. "No, I WILL get rid of him if he does it again." Of course he actually wouldn't, considering how much he knew she loved the rat.

Wrong thing to say to stressed pregnant dog lady. Next thing he knew she was doubled over, crying from something entirely different now. "Oh-OHH. CODY JAMES RUSSELL!"

He blinked, completely confused at the change of voice? "What?"

"You better get me to a hospital STAT loser, baby Russell is IMPATIENT." And apparently wanted free.

Cody's eyes widened, and he promptly fainted.
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