Originally Posted by PattyH.

“No I am not saying that,” Patroclus stated plainly, a look of grim seriousness upon his face. Perhaps these lessons with Tatertot would be a good thing. “My posterior is happy where it is thank you!” he nodded to the Claw, to ensure he got the message. Bum; mine, not Jacobs.

“I think it sounds like an awesome film, however not the Dirty part.” Who would want to see a movie that ends with the heroes arriving at a dirty bathroom, no one would pay for that, “And don’t let the House Elves hear you mention anything about ‘Dirty Toilets’ they will go crazy if you insult there hard work!” And some of those elves were scary…… “Regardless, we have to find that bathroom!” They just had too!

“He is not that bad,” Patroclus shrugged, trying to defend the school’s headmaster, “I am sure he is just the way he is, because he has to be,” all headmasters had to be the ones that dealt with the rules and the repercussions of them. “I am sure he will understand, it wasn’t your fault…..it was a faulty wand” he added clutching at straws. “Me? Detention?” he laughed incredulously, “I have only had detention once, in my second year and that was with the crazy Lord Borr!” Now there was a scary man! “Besides, Lafay loves me!”