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PattyH. · 01-17-2011, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Walrus

Jacob raised his eyebrows, he was indirectly saying something there. "Are you saying that you would enjoy having your bottom set on fire? Cause I can arrange that once my new wand is delivered." Jacob said jokingly... but really, he could have that arrange. You know, Jacob likes setting stuff on fire, and it would be nice if next time it wasn't his own butt. Patroclus's butt yes, Jacobs bum... no.

Jacob looked at Patroclus like he was crazy, before he realized just what the boy was saying. "Oh, like..." Jacob tried his best to put on an announcer voice. "5 Oscar nominated Movie. Winner of Vindictus's Best film of the year award. The most anticipated Motion Picture of 2073.... Jacob and Patroclus in... 'Search...." Jacob paused, for dramatic emphasis. "Of the Dirty Prefect toilet'" Jacob coughed slightly, as he tried to get out of the voice. "Hmmm... that sounds really........... bad." He said "I would not pay money to go see that"

Patroclus didn't seem to get it, of course he'd rather have detention with Lafay. "I'd rather detention than the torture of being put in the Headmasters office, and being lectured for an hour about How many Butts have been lost in the past year because of improper wand saftey." Jacob shook his head... yeah, tate was not going to be happy, or sympathetic about Jacob setting his back side on fire. Definently not happy enough to teach him cool spells. "Wait! You have detention with Lafay?!" Jacob tried to muffle his laugh... "Please tell me it's true... I want want front row tickets!"

“No I am not saying that,” Patroclus stated plainly, a look of grim seriousness upon his face. Perhaps these lessons with Tatertot would be a good thing. “My posterior is happy where it is thank you!” he nodded to the Claw, to ensure he got the message. Bum; mine, not Jacobs.

“I think it sounds like an awesome film, however not the Dirty part.” Who would want to see a movie that ends with the heroes arriving at a dirty bathroom, no one would pay for that, “And don’t let the House Elves hear you mention anything about ‘Dirty Toilets’ they will go crazy if you insult there hard work!” And some of those elves were scary…… “Regardless, we have to find that bathroom!” They just had too!

“He is not that bad,” Patroclus shrugged, trying to defend the school’s headmaster, “I am sure he is just the way he is, because he has to be,” all headmasters had to be the ones that dealt with the rules and the repercussions of them. “I am sure he will understand, it wasn’t your fault…..it was a faulty wand” he added clutching at straws. “Me? Detention?” he laughed incredulously, “I have only had detention once, in my second year and that was with the crazy Lord Borr!” Now there was a scary man! “Besides, Lafay loves me!”

01-17-2011, 05:42 AM	#70 (permalink)
PattyH. Snidget Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: London Posts: 2,928 Hogwarts RPG Name: Patroclus Hudson	Professional Twirler Mourned and Missed Quote: Originally Posted by Walrus Jacob raised his eyebrows, he was indirectly saying something there. "Are you saying that you would enjoy having your bottom set on fire? Cause I can arrange that once my new wand is delivered." Jacob said jokingly... but really, he could have that arrange. You know, Jacob likes setting stuff on fire, and it would be nice if next time it wasn't his own butt. Patroclus's butt yes, Jacobs bum... no. Jacob looked at Patroclus like he was crazy, before he realized just what the boy was saying. "Oh, like..." Jacob tried his best to put on an announcer voice. "5 Oscar nominated Movie. Winner of Vindictus's Best film of the year award. The most anticipated Motion Picture of 2073.... Jacob and Patroclus in... 'Search...." Jacob paused, for dramatic emphasis. "Of the Dirty Prefect toilet'" Jacob coughed slightly, as he tried to get out of the voice. "Hmmm... that sounds really........... bad." He said "I would not pay money to go see that" Patroclus didn't seem to get it, of course he'd rather have detention with Lafay. "I'd rather detention than the torture of being put in the Headmasters office, and being lectured for an hour about How many Butts have been lost in the past year because of improper wand saftey." Jacob shook his head... yeah, tate was not going to be happy, or sympathetic about Jacob setting his back side on fire. Definently not happy enough to teach him cool spells. "Wait! You have detention with Lafay?!" Jacob tried to muffle his laugh... "Please tell me it's true... I want want front row tickets!" “No I am not saying that,” Patroclus stated plainly, a look of grim seriousness upon his face. Perhaps these lessons with Tatertot would be a good thing. “My posterior is happy where it is thank you!” he nodded to the Claw, to ensure he got the message. Bum; mine, not Jacobs. “I think it sounds like an awesome film, however not the Dirty part.” Who would want to see a movie that ends with the heroes arriving at a dirty bathroom, no one would pay for that, “And don’t let the House Elves hear you mention anything about ‘Dirty Toilets’ they will go crazy if you insult there hard work!” And some of those elves were scary…… “Regardless, we have to find that bathroom!” They just had too! “He is not that bad,” Patroclus shrugged, trying to defend the school’s headmaster, “I am sure he is just the way he is, because he has to be,” all headmasters had to be the ones that dealt with the rules and the repercussions of them. “I am sure he will understand, it wasn’t your fault…..it was a faulty wand” he added clutching at straws. “Me? Detention?” he laughed incredulously, “I have only had detention once, in my second year and that was with the crazy Lord Borr!” Now there was a scary man! “Besides, Lafay loves me!”