Originally Posted by PattyH.

Patroclus scoffed, “Don’t look at me like that, I wouldn’t put blowing bit of your butt off, past you…….don’t lie you loved it!” he joked with a grin, knowing full well that it was a lie. Who in their right mind would want to blow off their behind, then again, Jacob…right minded….

Now this was the Jacob Patroclus found so fun, the Crocodile Hunter has him in stitches, “Awesome Australian accent! There could be a comic book about the adventure or a cool old-timey movie trailer, with that tinny –radio voice,” the Lion laughed, clearly his throat putting on an old school voice over accent, “’Crossing Rivers, Jumping from Cliffs and Fighting Wildman join the Hogwarts Expolers on their quest to find the Long Lost Prefect Bathroom!’” returning to his usual voice, the boy nodded, “Stuff of legends!”

Gah, “Not a real office- forget it,” Patroclus decided he would let it slide, besides it would be fun to watch Jacob search the school not only for the Prefect Bathroom, but also for his office.

The next part Patroclus find particularly funny, however being a great friend he didn’t let it show…..well maybe just a little, “Remedial Wand Safety?” he said, over the top of a muffle laugh, “Wow man that sucks, but you never know Tatertot may teach you some wicked cool spells,” probably not, but there was always a possibility, “Really detention with Lafay? Over just some cruisey basic wand tricks……I know who to swap my detentions with.” Lafay was an awesome teacher, but Patroclus would never want to have to do detention for her, getting on that lady’s bad side was like being stuck on the top of an erupting volcano.