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PattyH. · 01-15-2011, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Walrus

Jacob laughed slightly. Raoasted bird, That wasn't nice. he's not a bird,silly. He's hum-.... oh. Right Eagle. Then Jacob looked at the boy, like he was crazy. "Yes, cause it was such a wonderful experience, that I wanna set my butt on fire more than one." Jacob said sarcasticly.

"OOOH!" Jacob exclaimed. "It could be like an adventure... 'Search of the Dirty Prefect toilet!" Jacob said, like make it difficult, having to climb up the outside castle walls to get to each floor. Then Jacob put on a Elmur Fudd immitation. "SHHH! I'm Huntin' Bafwooms!" Jacob said chuckling a bit. "Or Maybe Crocodile Hunter!" Jacob said and tried to make an Australian Accent. "Look! It's Prefect toilet! On o' the Dirtiest, feircest creatures in the school... Imma touch it!" he said and then made a few exagerarted motions. "AHHH! Poop water, poop water!"
Wait! "I have an office!... Why was I not told about this either?!" Vindictus better be ready for another visit... after the whole remedial Wand saftey lesson thing... Gonna be fast as lightning? "Mhm. Sure" Jacob joked.

And then he went on about his remedial class. "Can you believe that I've got to take a Remedial Wand saftey class with Tate. It so unfair." just cause Jacob burnt his butt of and set fire to a couch, doesn't mean he should be punished so cruely... "I would rather detention with Lafay." He said shaking his head... he should have picked truebs. Tate was going to lecture him for hours upon hours. Eat Jacobs heart out... spit it up, and eat it again. Disguisting Canibalistic Headmaster... Erm, no wait, that was that other dude.

Patroclus scoffed, “Don’t look at me like that, I wouldn’t put blowing bit of your butt off, past you…….don’t lie you loved it!” he joked with a grin, knowing full well that it was a lie. Who in their right mind would want to blow off their behind, then again, Jacob…right minded….

Now this was the Jacob Patroclus found so fun, the Crocodile Hunter has him in stitches, “Awesome Australian accent! There could be a comic book about the adventure or a cool old-timey movie trailer, with that tinny –radio voice,” the Lion laughed, clearly his throat putting on an old school voice over accent, “’Crossing Rivers, Jumping from Cliffs and Fighting Wildman join the Hogwarts Expolers on their quest to find the Long Lost Prefect Bathroom!’” returning to his usual voice, the boy nodded, “Stuff of legends!”

Gah, “Not a real office- forget it,” Patroclus decided he would let it slide, besides it would be fun to watch Jacob search the school not only for the Prefect Bathroom, but also for his office.

The next part Patroclus find particularly funny, however being a great friend he didn’t let it show…..well maybe just a little, “Remedial Wand Safety?” he said, over the top of a muffle laugh, “Wow man that sucks, but you never know Tatertot may teach you some wicked cool spells,” probably not, but there was always a possibility, “Really detention with Lafay? Over just some cruisey basic wand tricks……I know who to swap my detentions with.” Lafay was an awesome teacher, but Patroclus would never want to have to do detention for her, getting on that lady’s bad side was like being stuck on the top of an erupting volcano.

01-15-2011, 02:19 AM	#42 (permalink)
PattyH. Snidget Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: London Posts: 2,928 Hogwarts RPG Name: Patroclus Hudson	Professional Twirler Mourned and Missed Quote: Originally Posted by Walrus Jacob laughed slightly. Raoasted bird, That wasn't nice. he's not a bird,silly. He's hum-.... oh. Right Eagle. Then Jacob looked at the boy, like he was crazy. "Yes, cause it was such a wonderful experience, that I wanna set my butt on fire more than one." Jacob said sarcasticly. "OOOH!" Jacob exclaimed. "It could be like an adventure... 'Search of the Dirty Prefect toilet!" Jacob said, like make it difficult, having to climb up the outside castle walls to get to each floor. Then Jacob put on a Elmur Fudd immitation. "SHHH! I'm Huntin' Bafwooms!" Jacob said chuckling a bit. "Or Maybe Crocodile Hunter!" Jacob said and tried to make an Australian Accent. "Look! It's Prefect toilet! On o' the Dirtiest, feircest creatures in the school... Imma touch it!" he said and then made a few exagerarted motions. "AHHH! Poop water, poop water!" Wait! "I have an office!... Why was I not told about this either?!" Vindictus better be ready for another visit... after the whole remedial Wand saftey lesson thing... Gonna be fast as lightning? "Mhm. Sure" Jacob joked. And then he went on about his remedial class. "Can you believe that I've got to take a Remedial Wand saftey class with Tate. It so unfair." just cause Jacob burnt his butt of and set fire to a couch, doesn't mean he should be punished so cruely... "I would rather detention with Lafay." He said shaking his head... he should have picked truebs. Tate was going to lecture him for hours upon hours. Eat Jacobs heart out... spit it up, and eat it again. Disguisting Canibalistic Headmaster... Erm, no wait, that was that other dude. Patroclus scoffed, “Don’t look at me like that, I wouldn’t put blowing bit of your butt off, past you…….don’t lie you loved it!” he joked with a grin, knowing full well that it was a lie. Who in their right mind would want to blow off their behind, then again, Jacob…right minded…. Now this was the Jacob Patroclus found so fun, the Crocodile Hunter has him in stitches, “Awesome Australian accent! There could be a comic book about the adventure or a cool old-timey movie trailer, with that tinny –radio voice,” the Lion laughed, clearly his throat putting on an old school voice over accent, “’Crossing Rivers, Jumping from Cliffs and Fighting Wildman join the Hogwarts Expolers on their quest to find the Long Lost Prefect Bathroom!’” returning to his usual voice, the boy nodded, “Stuff of legends!” Gah, “Not a real office- forget it,” Patroclus decided he would let it slide, besides it would be fun to watch Jacob search the school not only for the Prefect Bathroom, but also for his office. The next part Patroclus find particularly funny, however being a great friend he didn’t let it show…..well maybe just a little, “Remedial Wand Safety?” he said, over the top of a muffle laugh, “Wow man that sucks, but you never know Tatertot may teach you some wicked cool spells,” probably not, but there was always a possibility, “Really detention with Lafay? Over just some cruisey basic wand tricks……I know who to swap my detentions with.” Lafay was an awesome teacher, but Patroclus would never want to have to do detention for her, getting on that lady’s bad side was like being stuck on the top of an erupting volcano.