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Walrus · 01-15-2011, 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by PattyH.

“Ouch, I thought I smelt roast bird when I arrived at school.” Patroclus winced as Jacob explained his butt-burning. “Sounds like a nice welcome back to school” he added with a grin. “Perhaps Lafay can make a potion that will allow you to have a regenerating butt, that way you can blow it off all the time!” Good old Lafay, always came in handy.

“Of course we do!” Patroclus cried, “I have yet to find it, but when I do I will let you know! It’s supposedly awesome, with a bath deep and long enough to do laps in!” To say the prefect was impressed was an understatement, the bathroom and tub, had been on his mind since he got the badge, “It will be sweet!”

Patroclus was shocked, “Spying on the competition hey? I bet that is grounds for immediate removal from office,” Captain, was a kind of office…..an office in the sky, but still an office? “I bet those bludgers will be coming from you!” Patroclus laughed. It had been a long standing joke that Jacob was going to hit him with a Bludger, but it was just that, a joke. It was laughable, “There will be no way you will be able to catch me mate, I will be like lightening! You won’t know what has hit you!” That’s right Patroclus was going to be awesome….that was considering he made the team.

Jacob laughed slightly. Raoasted bird, That wasn't nice. he's not a bird,silly. He's hum-.... oh. Right Eagle. Then Jacob looked at the boy, like he was crazy. "Yes, cause it was such a wonderful experience, that I wanna set my butt on fire more than one." Jacob said sarcasticly.

"OOOH!" Jacob exclaimed. "It could be like an adventure... 'Search of the Dirty Prefect toilet!" Jacob said, like make it difficult, having to climb up the outside castle walls to get to each floor. Then Jacob put on a Elmur Fudd immitation. "SHHH! I'm Huntin' Bafwooms!" Jacob said chuckling a bit. "Or Maybe Crocodile Hunter!" Jacob said and tried to make an Australian Accent. "Look! It's Prefect toilet! On o' the Dirtiest, feircest creatures in the school... Imma touch it!" he said and then made a few exagerarted motions. "AHHH! Poop water, poop water!"
Wait! "I have an office!... Why was I not told about this either?!" Vindictus better be ready for another visit... after the whole remedial Wand saftey lesson thing... Gonna be fast as lightning? "Mhm. Sure" Jacob joked.

And then he went on about his remedial class. "Can you believe that I've got to take a Remedial Wand saftey class with Tate. It so unfair." just cause Jacob burnt his butt of and set fire to a couch, doesn't mean he should be punished so cruely... "I would rather detention with Lafay." He said shaking his head... he should have picked truebs. Tate was going to lecture him for hours upon hours. Eat Jacobs heart out... spit it up, and eat it again. Disguisting Canibalistic Headmaster... Erm, no wait, that was that other dude.

01-15-2011, 01:44 AM	#40 (permalink)
Walrus X-treme Horcrux Slayer! Billywig Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: The Event Horizon Posts: 3,550 Hogwarts RPG Name: Travis Gordon Third Year x4	Goo goo g'joob Quote: Originally Posted by PattyH. “Ouch, I thought I smelt roast bird when I arrived at school.” Patroclus winced as Jacob explained his butt-burning. “Sounds like a nice welcome back to school” he added with a grin. “Perhaps Lafay can make a potion that will allow you to have a regenerating butt, that way you can blow it off all the time!” Good old Lafay, always came in handy. “Of course we do!” Patroclus cried, “I have yet to find it, but when I do I will let you know! It’s supposedly awesome, with a bath deep and long enough to do laps in!” To say the prefect was impressed was an understatement, the bathroom and tub, had been on his mind since he got the badge, “It will be sweet!” Patroclus was shocked, “Spying on the competition hey? I bet that is grounds for immediate removal from office,” Captain, was a kind of office…..an office in the sky, but still an office? “I bet those bludgers will be coming from you!” Patroclus laughed. It had been a long standing joke that Jacob was going to hit him with a Bludger, but it was just that, a joke. It was laughable, “There will be no way you will be able to catch me mate, I will be like lightening! You won’t know what has hit you!” That’s right Patroclus was going to be awesome….that was considering he made the team. Jacob laughed slightly. Raoasted bird, That wasn't nice. he's not a bird,silly. He's hum-.... oh. Right Eagle. Then Jacob looked at the boy, like he was crazy. "Yes, cause it was such a wonderful experience, that I wanna set my butt on fire more than one." Jacob said sarcasticly. "OOOH!" Jacob exclaimed. "It could be like an adventure... 'Search of the Dirty Prefect toilet!" Jacob said, like make it difficult, having to climb up the outside castle walls to get to each floor. Then Jacob put on a Elmur Fudd immitation. "SHHH! I'm Huntin' Bafwooms!" Jacob said chuckling a bit. "Or Maybe Crocodile Hunter!" Jacob said and tried to make an Australian Accent. "Look! It's Prefect toilet! On o' the Dirtiest, feircest creatures in the school... Imma touch it!" he said and then made a few exagerarted motions. "AHHH! Poop water, poop water!" Wait! "I have an office!... Why was I not told about this either?!" Vindictus better be ready for another visit... after the whole remedial Wand saftey lesson thing... Gonna be fast as lightning? "Mhm. Sure" Jacob joked. And then he went on about his remedial class. "Can you believe that I've got to take a Remedial Wand saftey class with Tate. It so unfair." just cause Jacob burnt his butt of and set fire to a couch, doesn't mean he should be punished so cruely... "I would rather detention with Lafay." He said shaking his head... he should have picked truebs. Tate was going to lecture him for hours upon hours. Eat Jacobs heart out... spit it up, and eat it again. Disguisting Canibalistic Headmaster... Erm, no wait, that was that other dude.