The blatant lie of Jacob being in the Library often, was only out shocked by the fact that he had set his butt on fire.
"You set your butt on fire? You set your butt on fire?" Patroclus said slowly, wide eyed, "Why? How? Why?" The fifth year could not help but laugh hysterically, yet also very quietly, "Jacob you are crazy!"

Next thing Patroclus knew Jacob was up and in his face, "It's a Badge. And I hear you have one too, Qudditch Captain, well done!" Patroclus coud see the wheels turning in Jacobs head, and Patroclus could help but guess what he was thinking, "I don't know how I got this. But it's pretty cool, we get our own Bathroom now!" Patroclus, always thinking of the perks!

"So finding anything in those books, on how to kiss my feet, when my House blows you out of the air this Qudditch Season? You've had a year off, I bet you've gotten terribly sloppy!" Patroclus smiled wickedly!